9-foot tall big titty vampire lady

IrezumiKiss

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Resident Evil Village's Lady Dimitrescu.

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Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not fucking fighting that thing. Chyeah, roight. Nosirree bob. I'm good.

She's already 2/3rds of everything I've ever wanted in a woman anyway, just fucking bite me in the neck, my body is ready! :D
 
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Resident Evil Village's Lady Dimitrescu.

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Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not fucking fighting that thing. Chyeah, roight. Nosirree bob. I'm good.

She's already 2/3rds of everything I've ever wanted in a woman anyway, just fucking bite me in the neck, my body is ready! :D

"Build me a woman make her ten feet tall.
Build me a woman make her ten feet tall.
Build me a woman--, that I can ball."
 
The National Guard couldn’t shoot her down
Before she left she really trashed our town
She left me there, though I tried and tried
A fifty foot woman’s never satisfied
 
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all

I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at
 
Well, it certainly wasn't what was on your mind!

You're right. My first guess was "He wants her to have 3 tits, because Zumi."

But then I thought, "hmmm...he's never had a litgirlfriend and no mention of a wife or kids, and he says he is a "designer" in NYC, so he probably enjoys transisters in his aux jack."
 
You're right. My first guess was "He wants her to have 3 tits, because Zumi."

See, you shoulda led with that instead of having cock on your brain! :D

But then I thought, "hmmm...he's never had a litgirlfriend and no mention of a wife or kids, and he says he is a "designer" in NYC, so he probably enjoys transisters in his aux jack."

Wow. That's a lot of thinking going on there over my crush on a vampire amazon, I must say.

For a guy who's only been here since August of 2020, you're pretty deep with your legs in the observation deck looking at other forum members, huh, Mr. Not-Lance?

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and it's "transistors." Because since you know more than just about everyone here about most anything, the petty people here will punk you over avoidable spelling errors if you're not careful! ;)
 
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