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Old 11-22-2013, 03:52 AM   #1
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Talking I'm thinking to train my cock

to catch up with their pussy training plan.

How much time do I have?
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:54 AM   #2
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You're a strange little thing...
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:55 AM   #3
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You're a strange little thing...
gee... I'm always wrong no matter what I say.

there are tons of shit out there.
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:58 AM   #4
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gee... I'm always wrong no matter what I say.

there are tons of shit out there.
And sensitive. Calm down. Being called strange is hardly an insult.
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:58 AM   #5
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Well, get down on your stomach and start doing handsfree push-ups.
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Old 11-22-2013, 03:58 AM   #6
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to catch up with their pussy training plan.

How much time do I have?

Depends on what the plan is...
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Old 11-22-2013, 04:07 AM   #7
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gee... I'm always wrong no matter what I say.

there are tons of shit out there.
Gee! Did it ever occur to you that women (in particular, as I'm sure you also repel men) are repelled by you because you're a slimy, sleazy, sleaze slash slimy slimeball?

"Hmm, I don't know!"

You're gross, thirty. Gross like spew gross.
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Old 11-22-2013, 04:11 AM   #8
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Gee! Did it ever occur to you that women (in particular, as I'm sure you also repel men) are repelled by you because you're a slimy, sleazy, sleaze slash slimy slimeball?

"Hmm, I don't know!"

You're gross, thirty. Gross like spew gross.

You made you so emtionally negative toward me?
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Old 11-22-2013, 04:36 AM   #9
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to catch up with their pussy training plan.

How much time do I have?
I dunno about WQ but Ann has recently converted to lesbianism... so training would be a futile exercise unless you wanna get into some cock fights.
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Old 11-22-2013, 04:40 AM   #10
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What made you so emtionally negative toward me?
fyp, yw.

It's common knowledge that you're a sleazy, impotent, tiny-penised, chauvinistic pig who cheats on his wife and treats women like cattle. I've read and participated in your threads for the last 2 years or so. You've always been gross. Why I keep coming back for more grossness I don't know.

I guess it's the ew factor.
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Old 11-24-2013, 09:55 PM   #11
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fyp, yw.

It's common knowledge that you're a sleazy, impotent, tiny-penised, chauvinistic pig who cheats on his wife and treats women like cattle. I've read and participated in your threads for the last 2 years or so. You've always been gross. Why I keep coming back for more grossness I don't know.

I guess it's the ew factor.

Sorry, what are fyp, yw and ew.

Did you realize that English was actually my second language?
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Old 11-24-2013, 10:57 PM   #13
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Sorry, what are fyp, yw and ew.

Did you realize that English was actually my second language?
Fyp = fixed your post
Yw = you're welcome
Ew = your posts make me puke. (I think it's some kind Latin or French abbreviation)
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Old 11-25-2013, 12:03 AM   #14
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Ew = your posts make me puke. (I think it's some kind Latin or French abbreviation)
It too bad Byron failed his cock training or he would have been able to tell us. I guess we'll have to wait for another Latin professor to come around for us to ever know. I'll wait.
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It too bad Byron failed his cock training or he would have been able to tell us. I guess we'll have to wait for another Latin professor to come around for us to ever know. I'll wait.
He failed? There's videos and stuff. That rooster is potty trained and reads wired magazine. We do need a Latin expert to explain the origin and break down the phrase. Tell Byron to comeback.
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Fyp = fixed your post
Yw = you're welcome
Ew = your posts make me puke. (I think it's some kind Latin or French abbreviation)

Thank you!
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Tell Byron to comeback.
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Old 11-25-2013, 01:45 AM   #18
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Eww..
Your eww is just not convincing, say it in Latin please.
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It too bad Byron failed his cock training or he would have been able to tell us. I guess we'll have to wait for another Latin professor to come around for us to ever know. I'll wait.
He's back, again.

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