Have you farted today?
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Especially the wet ones! It's akin to a wet dream, or so I'm told.
Yes, several nice dry ones. I gave myself a gold star for not farting at the doctor's office earlier.
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I just love this phrasing.
Several expulsions of various gasses today. I've been at home on medical leave, so I don't have to hold back.
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I should, but I’m a little tight, tonight.
Working on it?
Working on it?
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I don't smell freshly baked muffins...so obviously I have not.
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Has anyone farted while being fucked hard?
Or, should I say, anyone ELSE?
Or, should I say, anyone ELSE?
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The worst is trying to concentrate on holding that in while you're also trying to concentrate on giving the gift of your love wand properly
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Love wand.
I feel like, if he doesn’t make me fart, he’s not fucking me hard enough. Stir it allllllll up, confuse my body!
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Larry’s doing it right!
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Love wand.
I feel like, if he doesn’t make me fart, he’s not fucking me hard enough. Stir it allllllll up, confuse my body!
Pffft....men should have standards.
My daddy raised me properly to 'do her till this toots'
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How YOU doin’?
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I could lie and say it's never happened to me. It's only embarrassing if it's the first time you've screwed. Wait........or he's going down on you and you let out a long, loud smelly one. Or it's a wet one.
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This thread is making me smile.
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HAHAHAHA!!
"Son, if she toots her own horn, fear not. Continue to be the Gentleman Usher of the Rod until she sings your praises most ecstatically."
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YES!!!
This is such a funny thread
This is such a funny thread
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I haven’t.
Which may explain my mood.
Which may explain my mood.
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Okay.
All good now.
All good now.
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