The 2019 Littie Awards!!!!!

IhateClowns · Feb 19, 2019

Live from my Grandmother's basement in Ardmore, OK welcome to the 2019 Littie Awards. We are in for a fun filled night. Everyone looks absolutely amazing. I admire the work everyone's plastic surgeons have done this year. I can smell the pills from here!!!

Please everyone sit down. Ladies please leave Hotwords alone. Why did you bring a golf club to an award show anyway? Oh wait, never mind. I guess you can play golf with your hands behind your back can't you?

Fuck My Life!!!

ydahecnot · Feb 19, 2019

I would have guessed Enid

JJonah · Feb 19, 2019

Present!

Suz_anne · Feb 19, 2019

*waits for the opening musical/dance number*

IhateClowns · Feb 19, 2019

ydahecnot said:
I would have guessed Enid

So close. I thought about Enid but there is a military base there. People might recognize it...

barefootgirl69 · Feb 19, 2019

*takes my seat*

beachbaby179 · Feb 19, 2019

The plastic on these seats is so icky. My ass is getting hot and slick.

Suz_anne · Feb 19, 2019

*heckles IHC*

hotwords229_A · Feb 19, 2019

IhateClowns said:
Why did you bring a golf club to an award show anyway? Oh wait, never mind. I guess you can play golf with your hands behind your back can't you?

Mini Golf

JJonah · Feb 19, 2019

Seat-filler! Oh, seat-filler!

I need to go get more hors d oeuvres.

PrettyLilPussy19 · Feb 19, 2019

beachbaby179 · Feb 19, 2019

hotwords229_A said:
Mini Golf

Yes. But you brought the driver. Good call.

IhateClowns · Feb 19, 2019

*Starts the opening act*

Tries to pull himself up onto the high bar. Realizes that he couldn't even do a single pull up in elementary school. Strains even harder. Let's out the largest fart ever recorded on live TV.

Fuck.

I wonder if they heard that. I just heard a loud gasp though. Dammit. Slowly turn around. Oh whew. It is just Tink and Tolyk going at it.

Skips the Cirque act.

Starts to sing. Oh me so Horny, oh oh me so horny. Shit, Suz_anne is now knuckle deep. I can't handle this.

May have to end the award show now.

hotwords229_A · Feb 19, 2019

PrettyLilPussy19 said:

LOVE IT!!!

IhateClowns · Feb 19, 2019

Suz_anne said:

Operative word being heckle.

*sigh*

Suz_anne · Feb 19, 2019

IhateClowns said:
Starts to sing. Oh me so Horny, oh oh me so horny. Shit, Suz_anne is now knuckle deep. I can't handle this.

May have to end the award show now.

That's more like it...

beachbaby179 · Feb 19, 2019

Where's that popcorn? I'm sitting right behind T&T. Yay!

IhateClowns · Feb 19, 2019

Who is ready for some AWARDS??????

Shi_One81 · Feb 19, 2019

IhateClowns said:
Who is ready for some AWARDS??????

Wooooohooooo

ydahecnot · Feb 19, 2019

What thread will the technical awards be on?

hotwords229_A · Feb 19, 2019

IhateClowns said:
Who is ready for some AWARDS??????

JJonah · Feb 19, 2019

Bring it.

I hope I didn’t dig the kilt out of the closet for nothing.

IhateClowns · Feb 19, 2019

Let us start with the first Award of the night.

And the Nominees are:

Most Educational Thread

Favorite porn clips , Cock Maps, Let’s talk about sex, Toy Talk and Review, The Audiophiles, Let’s discuss Deal Breakers, Dr. Liz, The Living works of art, What is something you always wanted to ask to the opposite gender,

beachbaby179 · Feb 19, 2019

Woohoo! I'm ready! :nana:

hotwords229_A · Feb 19, 2019

JJonah said:
Bring it.

I hope I didn’t dig the kilt out of the closet for nothing.

Just don't stand by any subway grates.

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