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Old 02-09-2003, 01:11 AM   #1
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Beastiality vs Zoophilia

Someone on the Playground gave me shit tonite for saying someone was into Beastiality...because it turns out she's actually a Zoophile.

Apparently, a dog-fucker is not just a dog-fucker.

If you have the dog's consent and make sweet love....it's Zoophilia.

If you take the dog all rough and hard...it's Beastiality.

So, my question is....how do you seduce the bitch of your dreams?

Some Wolf Blass red?

A soft core Lassie flick?

See www.dolphinsex.org for inspiration.

Discuss.

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Old 02-09-2003, 01:13 AM   #2
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You are so warped. ;-)
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:13 AM   #3
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Sorry. I keep to my own species.

Well, except for those fantasies involving houseplants.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:13 AM   #4
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Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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Discuss.
i'll pass.

thanks for asking.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:14 AM   #5
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Sorry. I keep to my own species.

Well, except for those fantasies involving houseplants.
a true green thumb.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:15 AM   #6
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Sorry. I keep to my own species.

Well, except for those fantasies involving houseplants.
Prince Charles knows how to seduce plants...maybe he can fill you in on how to score with a nice conifer...

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Old 02-09-2003, 01:16 AM   #7
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Sorry. I keep to my own species.
I skimmed through this quickly and at first I read it as spIces...and wondered if that cinnamon stick consented.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:17 AM   #8
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I skimmed through this quickly and at first I read it as spIces...and wondered if that cinnamon stick consented.
Uh, actually, I was eyeing the bay leaves..........
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:17 AM   #9
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Prince Charles knows how to seduce plants...maybe he can fill you in on how to score with a nice conifer...

Give me a diffenbaccia maculata any day.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:18 AM   #10
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Re: Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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i'll pass.

thanks for asking.
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Male dolphins have 10-14 inch wangers...still not interested?


I guess I know why Flipper was so happy....he had lots of "handlers".

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Old 02-09-2003, 01:18 AM   #11
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a true green thumb.
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Actually, the thumb isn't the appendage that is green.

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Old 02-09-2003, 01:19 AM   #12
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Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

Zoophilia = vanilla sex and Bestiality = BDSM????
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:19 AM   #13
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Uh, actually, I was eyeing the bay leaves..........
ok...now that is just downright nasty.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:19 AM   #14
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Re: Re: Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

[quote]Originally posted by Lancecastor
[b]Male dolphins have 10-14 inch wangers...still not interested?


I guess I know why Flipper was so happy....he had lots of "handlers".
[B/QUOTE]

Lance, sometimes you are just plain scary.
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Re: Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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Zoophilia = vanilla sex and Bestiality = BDSM????
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:20 AM   #16
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ok...now that is just downright nasty.
You don't like bay leaves?

How about oregano?
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:22 AM   #17
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Re: Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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Zoophilia = vanilla sex and Bestiality = BDSM????

Doesn't matter to me as long as I can Free Willy!
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:23 AM   #18
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Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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So, my question is....how do you seduce the bitch of your dreams?
It's a fine art, and not for the faint of 'eart.

A can of Alpo (chunky, natch) helps when coaxing tongues into warm, wet places.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:25 AM   #19
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If you fuck animals its bestiality plain and simple..
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:25 AM   #20
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I thought the thread title was the name of a new Japanese sci-fi movie.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:26 AM   #21
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I thought the thread title was the name of a new Japanese sci-fi movie.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:28 AM   #22
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Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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Someone on the Playground gave me shit tonite for saying someone was into Beastiality...because it turns out she's actually a Zoophile.

This is just one of the three reasons I dont go to that forum.

Dream and Dracoe are the other two.

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Old 02-09-2003, 01:30 AM   #23
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Re: Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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This is just one of the three reasons I dont go to that forum.

Dream and Dracoe are the other two.

But hun, sweety, poopsie, honeybun you don't feel the love?
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:31 AM   #24
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Re: Re: Re: Beastiality vs Zoophilia

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But hun, sweety, poopsie, honeybun you don't feel the love?
Not if it has four legs and too much fur I dont.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:32 AM   #25
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I want to see this conversation. Link us, baby.
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