Meeting people off the web.
They didn't think I'd turn up, but I did!
"I am Richard Turpin!"
What are you going to do about it?
Looking straight into your face.
So the beautiful trans girl took me home!
We were walking through town, and a gang of blokes sitting outside
a pub took the mick. "It's a bloke mate!"
I walked over, backhanded his pint into his face.
"So what if it is? If you see me about town, never take the mick
out of me again!"
Last edited by bigmane : 12-06-2017 at 01:15 PM.