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Old 12-09-2017, 06:45 AM   #1
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Let's talk songs about sex gone wrong.

Let's be honest, the road to a perfect lay isn't easy, failure to get it up or to achieve an orgasm is always a very real and annoying possibility.

So there's plenty of artists who wrote songs about that. Let's showcase them.

First up here's Genesis, who in "Counting out time" describe the enthusiastic and very horny teenager who got it all down to numbers but when the actual moment has arrived cannot make it work out in his favor.

"Jackass" star Steve-O once released a Hip Hop Album which completely bombed thanks to the fact that Steve-O has no sense of flow or Rhythm. He now says that making that album was the biggest mistake he ever made. But it DOES have several tracks about sex gone wrong, so I had plenty of choice. I went for "Poppin' off" which is about premature ejaculation.

Here's the Lonely Island rapping about the same subject Steve-O had been talking about, the title says enough "Jizz in my pants"

Here's REM taking the female point of view in "Tongue". The subject is a woman who receives oral sex but the one giving it to her can't make her cum.

Staying in that vein, here's the Yeasty Girlz about their guy not willing to performing oral sex on them in "You suck"

But by far the darkest thing about sex gone wrong is when a song is about an STD. as Frank Zappa sings about in "Why does it hurt when I pee?"

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Old 12-09-2017, 06:55 AM   #2
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Dead Kennedys "Too Drunk To Fuck", of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE


Monty Python's "Medical Love Song": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCf5MZQJ7tM
AC/DC "She's Got The Jack": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHezoGjyHv0
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Old 12-09-2017, 07:00 AM   #3
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Old 12-09-2017, 12:21 PM   #4
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"Walk of Shame" - Shayna Ferm

You gotta walk off the walk of shame
still canít remember his name
and you hope he lost your number
and that he used a rubber
walk walk walk of shame

.... altho maybe the sex wasn't bad, but you can't remember that either.... LOL

"Not Fair" - Lily Allen

Oh youíre supposed to care,
But all you do is take,
Yeah, all you do is take.
I lay here in this wet patch
in the middle of the bed,
Iím feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head....
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