There's a big dick in the sky.

Okanogan residents told The Spokesman-Review that they saw the male genitalia deliberately being drawn in the skies above their town by a jet around noon Thursday.

According to TV news station KREM 2, the Naval Air Station in Whidbey Island has claimed responsibility for the drawing, telling the station in an email that it finds “this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

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phrodeau said:

And he's a military pilot.

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/nov/16/military-says-zero-tolerance-for-pilot-who-traced-/

http://media.spokesman.com/photos/2017/11/16/23518905_10159396809645198_9018805626203450700_n.jpg

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Hypoxia said:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Yr__M608E20/hqdefault.jpg

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/31/7/campaign_images/webdr06/majestic-sky-penis-spotted-in-skies-above-britain-2-27653-1406804577-12_dblbig.jpg

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/.XAXw2wZnMRM8eehevIDSA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/news.mashable/2a0d9ccd7a2b272c1dd558f863ac3bfe

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DNGcmtE5TPo/hqdefault.jpg

http://themidult.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/penis-cloud-800x500.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/12/14/3632448100000578-3686466-image-a-61_1468331563501.jpg

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/ad_149092449-e1413628577862.jpg

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Wats_butthole said:

Those are fake. It's easy to tell because they are very large and they are white.

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Hypoxia said:

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Aphro said:

They are letting thirteen year old boys fly jets now?

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Aphro said:

They are letting thirteen year old boys fly jets now?

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Within hours of the phallic rendering, the squadron sent an alert to higher ups in an “official information dispatch” that reached the Office of the Chief of Naval Operations.

“Aircrew maneuvered an EA-18G aircraft in a pattern that resulted in contrails depicting an obscene symbol when viewed from the ground,” it warned. “Media attention is expected.”

Flying as “Zapper 21,” the lieutenants responsible for the drawing took off from Whidbey with another jet at about noon that day, according to the investigation.

The squadron’s commanding officer would later praise the pilot as a shy introvert and “a ‘whiz kid’ who managed our training and readiness with higher efficiency and effectiveness than anyone else I have seen in a squadron,” according to the investigation.

His cockpit partner that day, an electronic warfare officer, or EWO, was “my best junior officer,” the CO noted.

What discipline the Zapper 21 duo faced remains unknown.

The XO defended the wayward lieutenants, calling them both “fine officers and capable aviators.”

“They 100 percent need to be held accountable, but if they are allowed to continue in naval aviation this is not a mistake they will repeat,” he wrote. “Minus the current circumstances, they have never given me a reason to doubt their trustworthiness or their resolve to be officers in the Navy.”

The investigator interviewed squadron members of all ranks to see if the sky penis reflected larger problems at the command.

Personnel across the board reported no concerns, according to the report.

A 2017 command climate survey had placed the squadron above or within Navy averages for nearly all measurable areas, the investigator wrote.

“The investigation revealed no indications of poor command climate and no evidence or allegations (of) overt sexism or misogyny,” the report states.

When it came to the sky penis, one squadron officer statement in the investigation appears to sum up the sentiment of the command regarding the historic act:

“This was a really bad decision by some really good guys in a really good squadron.”

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ronmcc2448 said:

Goose and Maverick strike again. LoL,

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WoundedKnee said:

I read in either a Clancy or a Crichton novel about how Israel trained fighter pilots at 16 because of their lack of fear of mortality. However, I don't know if any of that is true, but think of a nation of teen warriors electronically connected to drones, as if it were a game; Ender's Game.

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