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Old 11-15-2017, 07:28 AM   #1
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He died with a smile on his face

Myrtle asked her hubby Orville what he wanted for his upcoming 60th birthday. He replied "Two thirty year olds."*

Figuring he wasn't serious, Myrtle kept repeating the question as the big day approached. Orville repeated the same answer.

Finally, days before the event, exasperated by the question, Orville said "Well, what'd I'd really like are three twenty year olds, but I figure that would kill me, so two thirty year olds will have to do."

Finally, Myrtle gives in. But she can't find two thirty year olds willing to have sex with Orville. She does however find three twenty year olds, so she brings them home.

Hilarity ensues til fatality ensues...


(*Orville really just doesn't like birthdays & 60 is a milestone he'd rather ignore)
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Old 11-15-2017, 10:07 AM   #2
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So he went out with a bang.
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Good thing he didn't ask for four fifteen-year-olds.
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Old 11-16-2017, 05:29 AM   #4
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Good thing he didn't ask for four fifteen-year-olds.
Lit would never approve- this isn't Alabama!
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Old 11-16-2017, 06:32 AM   #5
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"Am I like, supposed to like, be on top?" the blonde asked.

"Like. I don't even know," the brunette replied.

"He's like, not even hard," the redhead tells them.

You mean like, a story like that?
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Old 11-16-2017, 07:32 AM   #6
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"Am I like, supposed to like, be on top?" the blonde asked.

"Like. I don't even know," the brunette replied.

"He's like, not even hard," the redhead tells them.

You mean like, a story like that?
but with more hardness and a happy ending...
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Old 11-16-2017, 11:49 AM   #7
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but with more hardness and a happy ending...
Especially for Myrtle as she moves three 20 yo guys in with her.
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Reminds me of George Carlin: "I never had sex with a 10. But one night, I fucked five 2s. I think that should count for something!"
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Who needs a story? Hilarity ensues in this thread!

You people are a riot!
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Old 11-16-2017, 08:53 PM   #10
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Orville doesn't die right after fucking the 3 twenty year olds. He takes Cialis but after all the fun is over finds his erection lasting 4 or more hours. Myrtle takes Orville to the emergency and it's there he has to tell his tale.
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Especially for Myrtle as she moves three 20 yo guys in with her.
the boyfriends of the three twenty year olds that did Orville in? And they all commune happily and polyamourously ever after?
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Reminds me of George Carlin: "I never had sex with a 10. But one night, I fucked five 2s. I think that should count for something!"
there is definitely a story in a guy who orders a 10 from the escort service, but they are all out so send two 5s...
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Orville doesn't die right after fucking the 3 twenty year olds. He takes Cialis but after all the fun is over finds his erection lasting 4 or more hours. Myrtle takes Orville to the emergency and it's there he has to tell his tale.
whereupon he dies with the nurse riding his erection, while Myrtle takes the resident into the supply closet?
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Dont forget the Mrs needs to slip dear ole Orville a steep dose of Cialis and the twenty year old about a grand a piece, unless they’re addicts and desperate.
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Especially for Myrtle as she moves three 20 yo guys in with her.
Oooh, it’s becoming a two-parter already!
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Lit would never approve- this isn't Alabama!
If you got permission from their mothers it would be ok, right?

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Orville doesn't die right after fucking the 3 twenty year olds. He takes Cialis but after all the fun is over finds his erection lasting 4 or more hours. Myrtle takes Orville to the emergency and it's there he has to tell his tale.
whereupon he dies with the nurse riding his erection, while Myrtle takes the resident into the supply closet?
I like this idea, going to the hospital and telling his story, and the nurse riding him. Everyone knows that's the only way to get rid of a blue pill hardon, keep riding it until it goes away!
PS, I've never had 5 2's or 2 5's but I once had 2 7's and that was fun.
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If you got permission from their mothers it would be ok, right?


I like this idea, going to the hospital and telling his story, and the nurse riding him. Everyone knows that's the only way to get rid of a blue pill hardon, keep riding it until it goes away!
PS, I've never had 5 2's or 2 5's but I once had 2 7's and that was fun.
only if it was the mothers having the sex.
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only if it was the mothers having the sex.
That was a reference to the pedophile judge from Alabama, not my suggestion!
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That was a reference to the pedophile judge from Alabama, not my suggestion!
I got it, but the Lit rules are the Lit rules.
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Myrtle asked her hubby Orville what he wanted for his upcoming 60th birthday. He replied "Two thirty year olds."
Do their hot 30-year-old twin daughters volunteer?
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Old 11-26-2017, 05:35 AM   #21
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Do their hot 30-year-old twin daughters volunteer?
now THAT would give poor old Dad a heart attack before he even fucks them!

But once he's discharged from hospital, hilarity ensues.
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I'd read this, you should write it.

-Orville is a retired firefighter, he saved a burning sorority house just before retirement. The three twenty year-olds are sorroity members saying a sexual thank you.
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I'd read this, you should write it.

-Orville is a retired firefighter, he saved a burning sorority house just before retirement. The three twenty year-olds are sorroity members saying a sexual thank you.
but alas I'm stuck using my limited writing time in a story that will not end (heck, even the blowjob scene refuses to end...since Grandad came already fucking Mom, no amount of talent in granddaughter seems to be enough... )
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Old 12-02-2017, 07:39 AM   #24
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speaking of Grandpa, how about an about to be 90 yr old Grandpa asked what he wants for his birthday asks for two 45 year olds. If he can't have that, he says he'll try three 30 year olds.

His daughter can't find either, but her 18 year daughter overheard & volunteers herself & 4 chums so Grandpa can try five eighteen year olds...
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