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Old 11-10-2017, 11:19 PM   #126
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Did I touch on a nerve, Luk?
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:23 PM   #127
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Looks like Queerbait's November crop of alts is instigatin' tonight

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Old 11-10-2017, 11:40 PM   #128
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Old 11-10-2017, 11:43 PM   #129
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I have a pizza oven in my place in Chicago. It’s built into my dbl oven and works like a dream. No maintenance at all. It’s a Wolf brand. Your Wife would love the oven and so would you, Thor. It’s got a stone built into the bottom
of it and the temperature will go up to 800 degrees
Hester's was food fired. It looked more like brick or pottery than an oven you might find in Fargo's Pizza (Platte Ave and Circle Drive in CO Springs).

It probably only went to 800F if you lit an old VW engine block in it.
 

Old 11-10-2017, 11:45 PM   #130
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Hey douchebags!

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Old 11-10-2017, 11:59 PM   #131
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I have a pizza oven in my place in Chicago. It’s built into my dbl oven and works like a dream. No maintenance at all. It’s a Wolf brand. Your Wife would love the oven and so would you, Thor. It’s got a stone built into the bottom
of it and the temperature will go up to 800 degrees
No place for a double oven.....
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:10 AM   #132
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my inner snark is running at dangerous levels. watch out at the tracks. i feel like punching someone. right in the fucking balls.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:36 AM   #133
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So, we just gonna forget all about fall weather slowly transitioning and straight dip from the 50s into the mid 20s tonight, eh, Gaia?
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:46 AM   #134
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zoomie's gonna drop it into low.

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Old 11-11-2017, 12:48 AM   #135
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this is now a dirty hot ass thread.
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Old 11-11-2017, 12:57 AM   #136
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:00 AM   #137
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Old 11-11-2017, 01:59 AM   #138
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Old 11-11-2017, 06:14 AM   #139
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I doubt you touch anything over the age of tween.
This would have gotten other users banned immediately, especially since it's not the first accusation. but will Luk experience that? I am guessing it will just be ignored because it's not someone like AJ or Eyer posting.
 

Old 11-11-2017, 06:33 AM   #140
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Laurel has done a stellar job of dealing with the bullshit from you and others. She has proved that lines are lines. Cross it and get warned. Cross it again and be gone.

Why she puts up with it is beyond me. I would have closed this board years ago.
 

Old 11-11-2017, 06:57 AM   #141
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Laurel has done a stellar job of dealing with the bullshit from you and others. She has proved that lines are lines. Cross it and get warned. Cross it again and be gone.

Why she puts up with it is beyond me. I would have closed this board years ago.
She's waiting for you to hit your 99,999th post, then she's shutting off the lights.
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Old 11-11-2017, 06:58 AM   #142
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I'm starting to understand that growing up without a father isn't necessarily the worse case scenario.
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Old 11-11-2017, 07:13 AM   #143
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There are good parents and not so good parents.
 

Old 11-11-2017, 07:22 AM   #144
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There are good parents and not so good parents.
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Old 11-11-2017, 07:28 AM   #145
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Good parents do not always have good kids. Bad parents do not always have bad ones. It is tossing dice.

I am a good parent. My dog mostly behaves and the cats never come home knocked up.
 

Old 11-11-2017, 07:35 AM   #146
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Old 11-11-2017, 07:36 AM   #147
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Just took the car for the MoT, only thing it failed on was the two front brake hoses, something I never thought to check. Still, nice cheap easy fix.
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I am a good parent. My dog mostly behaves and the cats never come home knocked up.
Shit. Now I've got the dog and the cats ranking me.
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Just took the car for the MoT, only thing it failed on was the two front brake hoses, something I never thought to check. Still, nice cheap easy fix.
I know how to check the oil and put in windshield washer fluid, but I don't need to know any more, because I know how to suck dick.
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Old 11-11-2017, 07:48 AM   #150
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I know how to check the oil and put in windshield washer fluid, but I don't need to know any more, because I know how to suck dick.
The inverse is not so reciprocal. I know how to lick pussy, but I still cook, I still clean, I still do laundry.

Somebody sold me a bill of goods or somethin'!
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