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Old 10-21-2017, 08:20 PM   #101
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I think i would just let you read the pose outloud as i go down on you...

That almost sounds as hawt and lazy as hamfisting it while Siri recites my iPhone Contacts list.


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Old 10-21-2017, 08:25 PM   #102
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Old 10-21-2017, 08:27 PM   #103
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Old 10-21-2017, 08:38 PM   #104
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That almost sounds as hawt and lazy as hamfisting it while Siri recites my iPhone Contacts list.


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Old 10-21-2017, 08:45 PM   #105
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Another poem!

Perhaps we should read it. As a tribute to Mr Dribble.
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Old 10-21-2017, 08:55 PM   #106
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The offer wasnt for you. But you can make an offer too

The Magnanimous Offer

I think i would just let you read the pose outloud as i go down on you...

Em and his Siri, the offer wasnt for you. But you can make an offer too

As for my offer... why throw an Ace, when I think a deuce’ll do.
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Old 10-21-2017, 08:56 PM   #107
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Old 10-21-2017, 09:02 PM   #108
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According to Mrs. Em, you and I sound eerily alike.
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Old 10-21-2017, 09:08 PM   #109
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According to Mrs. Em, you and I sound eerily alike.
That is amazing! I've never even been the Pacific northwest! I mean I've seen a few episodes of Twin Peaks, but still....
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:52 PM   #110
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This alt has reached the pinnacle. Both Miles and Em taking such a fancy. Just like old times huh?
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Old 10-22-2017, 12:11 AM   #111
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I think i would just let you read the pose outloud as i go down on you...
Dude, you can't just give it away like that. If you don't value your talents, nobody else will. Surely they need to pass some sort of test first to prove themselves worthy of your skills.
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Old 10-22-2017, 01:37 AM   #112
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Another poem!

Perhaps we should read it. As a tribute to Mr Dribble.
Sploosh!

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Old 10-22-2017, 03:07 AM   #113
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Ogg... your accent is so thick!

Des... that poem was deep, so deep.

Miles... that seems to me to be a hard read. Also, there was no one licking me while I listened to you.

I’d read you all a poem but I don’t have any favourites to read you.

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Old 10-22-2017, 05:55 AM   #114
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Ogg... your accent is so thick!

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The autumn cold my grandchildren gave me doesn't help.
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Old 10-24-2017, 09:29 AM   #116
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Old 10-24-2017, 05:37 PM   #117
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Old 10-24-2017, 07:30 PM   #118
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Apologies for the white-noisy static, and the last remnants of an Autumn cold that you will hear...
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Old 10-27-2017, 09:26 PM   #119
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We call daycare "the petri dish" for a reason.
Yep. Horrible place!

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Apologies for the white-noisy static, and the last remnants of an Autumn cold that you will hear...
Ooh that’s not at all how I imagined my favourite ice road trucker to sound. Thanks for sharing! I don’t think you and Miles sound alike though? Has Mrs Em been on the drink?

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Old 10-28-2017, 12:29 AM   #120
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Ooh that’s not at all how I imagined my favourite ice road trucker to sound. Thanks for sharing! I don’t think you and Miles sound alike though? Has Mars Em Vernon the drink?

I’m told it’s more a timbre and cadence thing, not so much the accent.

As for Mars Em Vernoning the drink... Possibly, maybe.
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Old 10-28-2017, 12:33 AM   #121
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I’m told it’s more a timbre and cadence thing, not so much the accent.

As for Mars Em Vernoning the drink... Possibly, maybe.
hahahaha oh my...
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Old 10-28-2017, 01:35 AM   #122
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Apologies for the white-noisy static, and the last remnants of an Autumn cold that you will hear...
Oooooooh myyyyyyyyyy. *swoon*

I don’t know. I think I would have to hear both Miles and Em in person, preferably on either side of me, talking, to be sure if they sound alike or not. Pants optional of course. Or we could chat,while they are doing the whole peen against the window thing they’ve talked about too if they were having a broment. I’m flexible like that.
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Old 11-06-2017, 07:27 PM   #123
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Shameless bump. Not-so-subtle request for more!
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Old 11-09-2017, 12:22 AM   #124
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Double bump. Pretty pretty please?
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Old 11-09-2017, 12:27 AM   #125
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I was promised something new and alas, nothing. *sigh*

I think you should record something saucy.
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