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Old 10-09-2017, 12:27 AM   #27
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And for special occasions? Birthdays, anniversaries, bar mitzvahs...
Well... letís skip the bah mitzvahs.

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That's a very attractive offer. I'm sure he'll be tremendously grateful.
You tell your friend Iím available to discuss criteria in around two hours.

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Old 10-09-2017, 12:50 AM   #30
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The Lustrous One's B-Hole has been behind many a thread derailment before.
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:00 AM   #31
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The Lustrous One's B-Hole has been behind many a thread derailment before.
True. Weíve all been down that hole more times than we can count!
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:18 AM   #32
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It has?

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True. Weíve all been down that hole more times than we can count!
Ouch!! My b-hole even winced at that one.
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:21 AM   #33
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And I'm glad Bramblethorn gave such a comprehensive answer earlier, because I feel - and perhaps I'm being needlessly self-critical here - we may have veered a little from Early Modern English prose.
Agreed. Letís all go back to staring dreamily at Bramblethorn. 😍
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Old 10-09-2017, 04:38 AM   #34
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Agreed. Letís all go back to staring dreamily at Bramblethorn. 😍
*waves languidly* By all means!
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Old 10-09-2017, 06:52 AM   #35
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*stares longingly at the sexy English teachers and patiently awaits the next class*
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Old 10-09-2017, 10:37 AM   #36
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Today's homework is John Donne's "The Flea".

(My seventh-grade teacher must have been at least seventy, and she made that poem sexy as hell. I think she was born to teach.)
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Old 10-09-2017, 07:24 PM   #37
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Today's homework is John Donne's "The Flea".

(My seventh-grade teacher must have been at least seventy, and she made that poem sexy as hell. I think she was born to teach.)
I think weíre going to need to hear that read to find the sexy as hell.

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John Donne is the sexiest poet going. Shameless and beautiful and he loved not wisely but too well. The very best kind.
This is dangerous to admit in this sea of writers but I have never found beauty in poetry. I went to this little bar once, Ruby Red, asit was called at the time. It was this gorgeous little jazz club tucked away in a laneway, that we had frequented before. We were unlucky enough to decide to go there for an open mic poetry evening... I had to drink an awful lot of champagne to get through that night.
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I'd have been there glugging with you.

Open mic poetry bears the same relation to Donne as a plastic Christmas cracker torch does to the sun.
Iím sad to say The Flea leaves me looking for the bar, also.

Iím waiting on the sexy English teachers to change my mind! 🙌🏻
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Today's homework is John Donne's "The Flea".

(My seventh-grade teacher must have been at least seventy, and she made that poem sexy as hell. I think she was born to teach.)


Wasn't there a 70s or 80s porn or soft porn flick called 'The Flea'?
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And where the hell is Ogg on an old English thread?
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Wasn't there a 70s or 80s porn or soft porn flick called 'The Flea'?

OK, I was close:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Au...aphy_of_a_Flea

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122972/
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I had to drink an awful lot of champagne to get through that night.
Wow. Expensive date.
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Always impressed to meet someone who has a catalog of porn titles in their head. *tips hat*
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Wow. Expensive date.
It wasnít a date but a group of friends. I donít think Iíve ever had a man pay for my expensive tastes in bubbles let alone anything else.
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Old 10-09-2017, 10:44 PM   #49
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It wasnít a date but a group of friends. I donít think Iíve ever had a man pay for my expensive tastes in bubbles let alone anything else.
Iíd be more surprised if a man paid for you to listen to open mic poetry.
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On principle or by happenstance? Serious question.
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