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Old 09-14-2017, 06:02 PM   #1
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🔱 The Valkyrie's Retreat🔱

As the hostess to this humble space, all are welcome to enjoy the amenities provided: the mead hall, the hot springs, the training grounds and the riding course, as well as all Mother Nature has to offer, within the woodlands that surround the compound.

Random posting will also take place, if and whenever something strikes my fancy.

Like any good retreat, there is an off limits sector. Since it's my domain, it is concealed from the common eye. It is solely off limits to those who do not figure among a very select few. These select few will be personally chosen for a guided tour of the aforementioned area.

Without further ado, I bid you all a most enjoyable stay.

Mood song for tonight: Edith Piaf - La Foule
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:07 PM   #2
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Fun!

Thanks for the invitation.
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:15 PM   #3
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Why am I not surprised you're the first around here?
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:18 PM   #4
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Why am I not surprised you're the first around here?
I can leave... :/
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You weren't invited to leave.

Have some 🍺. It's always free here.
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:21 PM   #6
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You weren't invited to leave.

Have some 🍺. It's always free here.
Thank you.

I was always taught eye-rolling was an insult, so I thought maybe I had offended you.

I appreciate the beer.
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:25 PM   #7
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See, I don't really see that smiley as eye-rolling. Just a little dude looking up with a smirk.

Cheers 🍺
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:28 PM   #8
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Thought of the day

"It pays to kill with kindness when you are your own worst enemy."
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:32 PM   #9
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Hi! 🙋 Cool digs.

My cat just had kittens and I brought you a pair to choose from as a... hall warming gift.

(You don't eat cats here, do you? )




Also, I like your new av!
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:37 PM   #10
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My, what fearsome beasts they are! A fine addition to the Hall. You have my thanks!

Mead tasting night tonight, here you go 🍺

The literal consumption of any felines here is severely frowned upon, so your fears are unwarranted.
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:44 PM   #11
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Good to know! And thank you for the cold drink!

I have a friend who is part Viking and he just got a cool arm tat with Valkyrie wings.
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Not a problem. I hope the drinks are to everyone's liking.

Mine are securely stashed. Can't be too careful these days.
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Time to inspect the hot springs.

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How does one apply for selection?
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You don't. It's a random selection process.
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Are the hot springs open to all? Also, swimwear required?
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You don't. It's a random selection process.
Mead, hot springs! Really liking the vibe here. Hopefully it's not too random. Could get use to this place.
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Are the hot springs open to all? Also, swimwear required?
They are and while no swimwear is required, you get a linen cloth to cover yourself.

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Mead, hot springs! Really liking the vibe here. Hopefully it's not too random. Could get use to this place.
Still very new, but I reckon it's a nice place to chill.
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They are and while no swimwear is required, you get a linen cloth to cover yourself.



Still very new, but I reckon it's a nice place to chill.
Awesome!

I came prepared just in case. -Pulls down pants to show off swim trunks-
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Awesome!

I came prepared just in case. -Pulls down pants to show off swim trunks-
There are changing rooms by the springs. You just undressed in the middle of the reception.
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There are changing rooms by the springs. You just undressed in the middle of the reception.
Whoops.

At least I was partially covered.
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Whoops.

At least I was partially covered.
Thank the Goddess for that.

*hands you the linen, some pool shoes and a towel*

Would that be all?
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Thank the Goddess for that.

*hands you the linen, some pool shoes and a towel*

Would that be all?
You are a fantastic hostess. -Bows-
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Think I'll take one of those cloths if you don't mind.
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