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Old 08-26-2017, 02:50 PM   #1
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Insert an even cleverer title here!

ICTH Part Two! Now with twice the banter, three times the witticisms and 9000 times the innuendo! We've got so much innuendo it's coming out of our collective .....

"Now that's a lot of innuendo!"

You got that damned right, Mister!


Same rules apply as last time: No pork! No panties! No shame!!!

So who's ready to start again?


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Old 08-26-2017, 02:51 PM   #2
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I am.
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Old 08-26-2017, 02:53 PM   #3
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I am.
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Yep. I'm all for insertion.
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Old 08-26-2017, 02:55 PM   #4
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And so begins the perving!
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Old 08-26-2017, 02:56 PM   #5
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And so begins the perving!
Oh...Was I supposed to wait??😂
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Old 08-26-2017, 02:57 PM   #6
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mmm that new thread smell.
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Old 08-26-2017, 02:59 PM   #7
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insertion is always a good topic.
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Old 08-26-2017, 03:03 PM   #8
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Entering the thread on the topic of insertion. Hmmmmmmmmm yeah there has to be a story behind that comment.
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mmm that new thread smell.
Smells like freshly washed feet in the morning dew.

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Entering the thread on the topic of insertion. Hmmmmmmmmm yeah there has to be a story behind that comment.
Heeeeey you made it! *hugs*
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Old 08-26-2017, 03:07 PM   #10
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Heeeeey you made it! *hugs*[/quote]

Getting a hug for just stopping in. Yup, my head is already starting to swell.
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Old 08-26-2017, 03:08 PM   #11
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Heeeeey you made it! *hugs*
Getting a hug for just stopping in. Yup, my head is already starting to swell.[/quote]

It doesn't take much to set you off, does it? I kinda like that about you!
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Old 08-26-2017, 03:09 PM   #12
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Found it!
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Smells like freshly washed feet in the morning dew.


Heeeeey you made it! *hugs*
Ah yes.
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Getting a hug for just stopping in. Yup, my head is already starting to swell.
It doesn't take much to set you off, does it? I kinda like that about you![/quote]

Lol, starting the sequence is easy. Completing the whole process. Well that does take a tad bit more, can be complicated at times and might involve some strange and highly unusual rituals.
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fuck.....

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Found it!
Hooray! I was hoping I made it obvious enough

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Lol, starting the sequence is easy. Completing the whole process. Well that does take a tad bit more, can be complicated at times and might involve some strange and highly unusual rituals.
Okay so we'll need candles, salt, fire, chalk, goats blood, needles and more...

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fuck.....
You didn't need to do that.
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Old 08-26-2017, 03:22 PM   #18
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Okay so we'll need candles, salt, fire, chalk, goats blood, needles and more...



You didn't need to do that.
We need an accountant and tax records!!
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We need an accountant and tax records!!
Yeah? Are you volunteering for that job?
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I think we might have some boxes hiding somewhere you can use for the exemptions.....I also have receipts from all the food purchases.
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Are you people actually shelling out for all this stuff?! *incredulous look* I thought it was all a gift from the forum gods!!
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Are you people actually shelling out for all this stuff?! *incredulous look* I thought it was all a gift from the forum gods!!
Everyone's got cash online.

Besides, I was teasing.
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Everyone's got cash online.

Besides, I was teasing.
I got the joke
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Chicken or veggie skewers?
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Chicken or veggie skewers?
I've been off the meat for over a week now. I'll have veggies, thanks!
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