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Old 10-01-2017, 04:44 AM   #176
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Old 10-01-2017, 09:18 AM   #177
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"Can I have some more, please?"
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Old 10-01-2017, 10:08 AM   #178
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No, no coke for you, you meant drugs right? If not, sure, go nuts.
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Old 10-01-2017, 11:22 AM   #179
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No, no coke for you. You don't need drugs, right? (You're nuts enough without 'em.)
Ahem. You are entirely correct. I was also told yesterday that I'm "bewitching". Or was that "a witch?" Hrm...
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Old 10-01-2017, 03:28 PM   #180
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Old 10-01-2017, 04:44 PM   #181
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Am not! Yer just . . fuckin blurry!
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Old 10-01-2017, 04:48 PM   #182
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I fucked a blueberry pie one summer at cooking camp.
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Old 10-01-2017, 04:58 PM   #183
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I fucked a blueberry pie once.


Second degree burns, was it?


I was thinking of making a bluberry pie this afternoon, but I think you just put me off that idea.
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Old 10-01-2017, 06:19 PM   #184
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The third degree from the camp chef patisserie, was it?
I was thinking of making my meat loaf this afternoon . . . but now I think I'll make it do its chores instead.
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Old 10-01-2017, 07:49 PM   #185
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I was thinking of beating my meat this afternoon, then I remembered I had to cook soup for you, but all of a sudden I thought why don't I do both at the same time.
Oh my god, what the hell is in this cream of mushroom?
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Old 10-01-2017, 07:55 PM   #186
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Oh my god, what the hell is in this creme fraiche?
Really, I think it's the cheesecake you have to worry about.
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Old 10-01-2017, 08:04 PM   #187
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Really, I think it's the Campbell's potato soup you have to worry about.
Anyone else watching The Deuce?
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Old 10-01-2017, 08:22 PM   #188
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Anyone else watching The Man in th High Castle?
Nope, but I have heard of it, want to read the book first.
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Old 10-01-2017, 09:16 PM   #189
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Old 10-01-2017, 09:49 PM   #190
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Stop trying to kick me you Greek.
It's called dancing. You really need to get out more.
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Old 10-03-2017, 12:42 PM   #191
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Ask a lady to dance already, for crying out loud!
Biting and kicking and Greek stuff needs at least a little bit of foreplay.
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Old 10-03-2017, 08:31 PM   #192
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Butt kicking ... the Greeks would approve of that as foreplay.
I think you've been watching too much Xena.
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Old 10-03-2017, 08:46 PM   #193
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I think you've been watching the border too much, xenophobe.
That's not the border, it's a 'Borders' store!
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Damn, I miss 'Borders' book stores!
Me too! But I've gotten kind of used to the convenience of online shopping.
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:39 PM   #195
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Me too! But I've gotten kind of used to the convenience of online porn.
Although I strangely miss the afternoons spent in weird-smelling back rooms, followed by inevitable disappointment and a boring drive back to the video store. Ahh, those weren't the days.
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Old 10-03-2017, 11:54 PM   #196
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Although I adore the afternoons spent in sweaty back rooms, waiting for something to appear through the hole in the wall. Ahh, those were the days.
Those were the days, my friend - I thought they'd never end...
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Old 10-04-2017, 01:13 PM   #197
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Those were the lays, my friend - I thought they'd never end...
I was often worn out. I spent a lot of time having to take rests for my sore muscles.
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Old 10-06-2017, 10:33 PM   #198
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I don't often go out. I spend a lot of time having to take muscle relaxants.
That can dampen one's . . . enthusiasm, shall we say?
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Old 10-07-2017, 02:55 AM   #199
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That can darken one's . . . altruism, shall we say?
The best 'truism' is still basically this:

"Never put out campfires with your face."
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Smokey the Bear says: "Only YOU can stop dropping acid in the woods."
Only me? Why me? Why bear melt face? Purple reasons. Of course.
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