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Old 09-21-2017, 03:14 PM   #151
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"Let me tell you something you've never heard before."
A common annoyance for anyone in a retail position, though the customer doesn't usually have to worry about a pimp.
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Old 09-24-2017, 07:23 AM   #152
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Old 09-24-2017, 07:43 AM   #153
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A common annoyance, a pimp.
Boy, you don't see them much around here.
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Old 09-24-2017, 08:56 AM   #154
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Wait what? He's ninety seven MP. Are you serious?
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Old 09-24-2017, 09:35 AM   #155
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Wait, what? He's only nineteen MP! Are you serious?
Well, my friend says age is irrelevant, but you're probably right. How much could we have to talk about?
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Old 09-24-2017, 09:50 AM   #156
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Well, friends my age are irreverent, but you're probably right. How much could they have to talk about?
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Old 09-24-2017, 09:57 AM   #157
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Do you know why the whole Bill Cosby thing was such a big deal? Did you know Chicago is the name of a band?
Young people these days! No sense of history! I just want to use them for sex, then yell at them to get off my lawn.
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Out of the mouth of a babe...
Geez, would you two get a room?
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Old 09-24-2017, 10:05 AM   #159
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Young people these days! No sense of history! I just want to use them for there flesh, I had a nice 19 year old liver with some fave beans and a nice Chiante the other day.
And you didn't invite me over for dinner?
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Old 09-24-2017, 10:28 AM   #160
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And you didn't have me for dinner?
If cannibalism is wrong, I don't want to be right... at that dinner table.
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Baby I feel the same way.
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Old 09-24-2017, 10:33 AM   #162
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Baby I feel like loving you in the worst way.
And you did... but don't worry, I have an 'educational' video we can watch.
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Old 09-24-2017, 10:38 AM   #163
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I have to tell you something, sit down please.
Oh my God, the dog isn't on vacation is he?
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Old 09-24-2017, 10:53 AM   #164
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Oh God, the dog has a "vocation," does he?
Well, he hasn't decided on being a police dog or a therapy dog yet, but yes!
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Old 09-24-2017, 11:04 AM   #165
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Well, he hasn't decided on being a politician or a therapist yet, but yes!
These actually may be options open to him. Don't limit his choices.
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Old 09-24-2017, 11:14 AM   #166
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There may actually be more options open to him. Don't limit his choices.
Well, I can think of a few more, if he's willing to work for minimum wage. Or even, you know, what a woman would get paid.
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Old 09-24-2017, 11:22 AM   #167
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I was thinking, Do women get paid extra for doggy?
So was I. I mean, I'd pay extra for it, but my company would not pay less to a woman who chose not to perform it. And are we talking anal? Everything is so complicated these days!
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Can we talk? I mean, you're so anal! Why does everything have to be so complicated these days!
Fine! I'm taking my toys and my whips and goin home!

(Well, have to make lunch. )
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Fine! I'm taking my toys and my whips and goin home!

(Cannibalism and sexism have put me off for brunch. )
Okay. But please leave the strap-on--I have a little bit of fun yet to accomplish this morning.
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Old 09-30-2017, 09:19 AM   #170
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Okay strap in, let's have some fun.
Slow the fuck down, your going five times the speed limit. I just peed myself!
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:19 AM   #171
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Slow the fuck down, you're going five times the speed limit!
Maybe you shouldn't have become an astronaut, I don't think speed limit applies up here.
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Old 09-30-2017, 01:46 PM   #172
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♫ And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week. ♫
Speed limits may not apply, but neither does gravity--lots of stuff floats around that doesn't occur to you until it's too late.
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Old 09-30-2017, 02:39 PM   #173
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Speed limits don't apply to me, I have dimplomatic immunity.
No you don't, just because you printed a certificate from the Internet doesn't mean that it's real, dumbass!
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Old 09-30-2017, 07:57 PM   #174
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No you don't, just because you printed a certificate from the Internet doesn't mean that you can perform gay weddings in Alabama, dumbass!
Shit! Now I'm beginning to wonder if I really am a certified ufologist or an official federal boob inspector, either. . . .
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Old 09-30-2017, 09:07 PM   #175
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Shit! Now I'm beginning to wonder if I really am a certified urologist . .
*backs away slowly* I don't want to know...
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