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Old 09-04-2017, 02:45 PM   #101
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At my spa, they roll us in crude oil.
That just doesn't sound pleasant or healthy.
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Old 09-04-2017, 05:04 PM   #102
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That seems pleasant healthy and tasty.
Yes our seagull soup is simply delicious, it's served with our homemade dog biscuits.
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Old 09-04-2017, 05:50 PM   #103
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It's simply delicious, I made my dog homemade biscuits with peanut butter. And, they're safe for humans too!
Awww, that's so sweet. I'm sure he, or she, appreciated it very much. And proof you can share!
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Old 09-05-2017, 01:33 PM   #104
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Awww, that's so sweet. I'm sure she enjoyed it very much. And nice of you to share her!
But the swinger's party is tomorrow night. This is the book club.
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Old 09-05-2017, 08:59 PM   #105
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But the swinger's party was last night. The cops showed up with clubs, and everybody got booked.
Maybe they shouldn't have held the party at a public park. Just sayin'.
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Old 09-06-2017, 10:45 AM   #106
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Those darn statues are making everyone crazy lately.
We need fewer men on horseback and more classical nudes in my humble opinion.
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Old 09-06-2017, 02:01 PM   #107
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We need fewer women bareback and more classical equestrians in my humble opinion.
Lady Godiva is certainly a classical example of both brought together tastefully, tantalizing and titillatingly.
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:29 PM   #108
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Godiva is certainly a chocolate example of bringing together tastefulness and tantalization, especially when delivered by a babe on horseback showing her tits.
Don't even bother with the chocolate, unless she wants it melted and smeared all over her.
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Old 09-07-2017, 10:44 AM   #109
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Don't even bother with the chocolate, a milk bath is so much better for the skin.
Can't you picture naked slave girls pouring fresh milk as Cleopatra lounges in her bath?
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Old 09-08-2017, 11:08 AM   #110
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Can't you picture naked slave girls squirting fresh milk out of their asses into Cleopatra mouth as she lounges in her bath?
Marc Antony is going to be pissed that he missed that.
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Old 09-08-2017, 09:33 PM   #111
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Marc Antony has a boner from pissing on his missus' hat.
That's an odd twist on water sports!
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Old 09-08-2017, 11:28 PM   #112
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That's an oddly twisted waiter, sport!
Service with a smile, but check the tint of your water.
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Old 09-10-2017, 08:39 AM   #113
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Service me with a smile or the check will be very small!
Not the only thing around here. And I don't take checks.
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Old 09-10-2017, 11:34 AM   #114
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I don't date chicks.
Thats discrimination!
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Old 09-10-2017, 12:04 PM   #115
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Thats decriminalization!
What's a crime is that here in California, we passed the law allowing pot for recreational use, but until 2018, you still need to pay for the 'Doctor's Card' to buy from a dispensary.
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Old 09-10-2017, 12:45 PM   #116
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I'll be running for Governor of California in 2018, and I plan on eliminating the red tape preventing Californians from accessing God's goodness, and we'll strengthen the ability of dispensaries to create jobs.
You've got my vote.
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Old 09-10-2017, 12:58 PM   #117
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You've got my note.
I did get your note, but I was too stoned to make much sense of it.
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Old 09-10-2017, 01:00 PM   #118
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I did find your cat, but then I ate her for dinner.
Are you serious, or are you fucking with me?
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Old 09-10-2017, 02:12 PM   #119
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Are you serious about fucking me or what?
Dude! No! I mean, geez, I just don't think you can tell if you have chemistry with someone until you've at least met in person, ya know?
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Dude! No! I mean, geez, I just don't think you can tell if you have chemistry with someone until you've at least been in a person's pants, ya know?
What? Isn't it adorable when you can wear each other's clothes?
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Old 09-12-2017, 11:19 PM   #121
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What? Isn't that the Admiral wearing women's clothes?
Must be on The Good Ship Lollipop.
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:46 PM   #122
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Must be my baby, Lollipop.
You could suck on him all day?
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Old 09-16-2017, 06:01 AM   #123
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I could suck you all day.
Deal.
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Old 09-16-2017, 09:08 PM   #124
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Dead.
No wonder you don't answer my emails!
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