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Old 10-25-2017, 10:56 PM   #376
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Never let the possibility of failure slip from your mind when making love.
Oh, performance anxiety is always hanging in the air . . . .
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Old 10-26-2017, 08:56 AM   #377
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Performance anxiety keeps me from even trying! .
There's more than one . . . or two . . . or three ways to induce an orgasm.
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Old 10-26-2017, 11:41 AM   #378
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Old 10-26-2017, 11:48 AM   #379
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You learn something new every day!
I do keep trying. . . .
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Old 10-26-2017, 11:49 AM   #380
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I do keep frying. . . .
I have an extreme fear of frying.
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Old 10-26-2017, 12:07 PM   #381
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I am lily white.
I burn too easily, too.
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Old 10-26-2017, 02:58 PM   #382
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I turn to willies, too.
Only as a last resort.
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Old 10-26-2017, 05:18 PM   #383
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Old 10-27-2017, 07:44 AM   #384
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Yes, I know that feeling. . . .
Really? And I always thought you were straight.
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Old 10-27-2017, 10:36 AM   #385
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I haven't read that many of your posts
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Actually, I'm a sociopathic sexual opportunist.
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Old 10-27-2017, 02:25 PM   #386
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Actually, I'm a sociopathic sexual opportunist. I hope you didn't read this one.
I did.
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Old 10-27-2017, 04:54 PM   #387
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i'm a little bit concerned.
And I'm totally full of shit. So you should be concerned for different reasons. :-)
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Old 10-27-2017, 10:30 PM   #388
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Trust me, don't stand behind me dear. :-)
I hope you keep matches on hand.
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Old 10-28-2017, 02:21 AM   #389
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Is that a match in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
My heart is on fire / It's aflame with desire / Which is why I perspire / When we tango.
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Old 10-28-2017, 08:53 AM   #390
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My heart's on a pyre / They're burning me alive / Even though I conspired / I'm not a witch!
I am. Well, maybe not literally.
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Old 10-28-2017, 11:02 AM   #391
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Talk about a B-series, but it was fun to watch anyway.
Eighties TV did have certain charm . . .
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Old 10-28-2017, 03:52 PM   #392
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All the sixties TV actors are buying the farm . . .
It happens to us all, sooner or later.
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Old 10-29-2017, 11:26 AM   #393
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It's only natural!
I won't argue with that, but at the center of the square?
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Old 10-29-2017, 12:06 PM   #394
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I won't argue but . . . a round peg in a square hole?
Hey . . . it fits!
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Old 10-29-2017, 01:23 PM   #395
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What the hell are you doing to my wall? Put the sledgehammer down. You were supposed to fix the hole not make it worse.
Hey, I'm not a repair man I'm a demolisher. Remember you called me lady, so you gonna let me work or what?
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Old 10-29-2017, 04:16 PM   #396
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I'm not a repair man I'm a demolitions expert. Kaboom!
Thanks anyway, maybe some duct tape will do the job. Bye!
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Old 10-29-2017, 06:31 PM   #397
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I read the reports of duck rape but I didn't believe them. Till now!
They're totally quackers, I tell ya. But their eyes! So hypnotic! I could fall into a duck's eyes.
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Old 10-29-2017, 08:24 PM   #398
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Call me quackers, but I LOVE duck eyes! I could eat a dozen.
Ewww...


You crack me up!
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[quote=MagicaPractica;88223889] Ewww...


[color="Red"]Your crack is showing!

Do you think I'm a plumber?
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Old 10-29-2017, 09:13 PM   #400
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Don't you know I'm a plumber?
Oh good, I have a toilet that needs replacing. It has never flushed well.
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