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Old 10-23-2017, 12:06 AM   #326
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Just give it a little tug.
Instead of a tug, how about I put it in this hotdog bun and have us a cannibalistic feast.
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:19 AM   #327
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Instead of a tug, how about I put it in this croissant and have us a cannibalistic feast.
Well, if you're intent on chewing off my manhood, I must at least insist you enjoy it on a better variety of bread.
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:39 AM   #328
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I must at least insist you enjoy a better quality of narcotics.
I agree, if you're going to self medicate, get the good stuff.
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Old 10-23-2017, 11:49 AM   #329
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I said, "That's just about tight enough," but he pulled it another notch.
What did the bruises look like under ultraviolet light?
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Old 10-23-2017, 02:43 PM   #330
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What did the cruise look like under the moonIight?
It was glorious!
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Old 10-23-2017, 04:37 PM   #331
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It was anonymous. And weird. And smelled unpleasant.
Yeah, I don't know how they came up with "glory hole" either.
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Old 10-23-2017, 05:03 PM   #332
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Yeah, I don't know how Edward Gorey came up with those pictures either.
But aren't they intriguing?
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Old 10-23-2017, 05:16 PM   #333
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Here, boy! Shiny ball! Google, google, fetch!
Yes they are intriguing. But I kinda lost my boner in the process.
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Old 10-23-2017, 06:41 PM   #334
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Yes they are intriguing. But I kinda lost my stoner haze in the process.
I'm sure you can get it back, if you apply yourself.
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Old 10-23-2017, 07:27 PM   #335
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I'm sure you can get it back, if you apply the right unguents and medications.
Just returned from the pharmacy. Pretty sure I have everything I need for whatever may arise this evening. Or next week. Or next year. . . .
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:10 PM   #336
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Got a hot date tonight . . . I am prepared to RISE to the occassion this evening.
Go Joe-Bob!
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:25 PM   #337
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Good luck, buddy
Thanks, sweetheart! I'm sure my morose housemate and the three cats on my bed won't affect the mood at all. . . .
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:28 PM   #338
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Bob you motherfucker you're dead I'm gonna gut you like a fuckin fish!
Holly shit MP calm down put the katana down and leave Bob alone, MP why are you looking at me like that? No MP don't stab me in my chiseled abs, oh no now you've gotten blood all over my hand made Italian loafers, oh no!
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:39 PM   #339
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Thanks, sweetheart! I have three cats, works just like introducing a girl to a puppy. . .
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Is that how Bob became a skull? Eaten by cats?
I think you've confused him with a Jim Butcher character.
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:51 PM   #340
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I think you've confused him with a blatant display of character.
Played the trump card, eh?
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Old 10-23-2017, 09:19 PM   #341
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Played the grump card, eh?
They both do, frequently.
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Old 10-23-2017, 09:20 PM   #342
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They both douche, frequently.
Hey, don't look down on hygiene!
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Old 10-23-2017, 09:39 PM   #343
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Hey, look a little further down when practicing hygiene!
A soapy finger here and there can lead to pleasures you may not have considered otherwise.
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Old 10-23-2017, 09:51 PM   #344
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A soapy fist here and there can lead to pleasures that will blow your mind.
Count me in, go deep.
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Old 10-23-2017, 09:54 PM   #345
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A groapy hand here and there can lead to pleasures you may not have previously considered.
All I can say is they better have permission or they're going to be "broken" hands.
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:23 PM   #346
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All I can say is they better have permission or they're going to be "broken" hands.
Mixed messages here. For what it's worth, I was just going to use a little bit of tongue.
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:29 PM   #347
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For what it's worth, I was just going to use a little bit of sponge.
Well, you could have said so in the first place, that actually sounds soft and . . . rather pleasant.
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:37 PM   #348
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You're going to have to go to the store again.
But what store? What sponge? Jeez, woman, I want to please you, but I don't know how!
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Old 10-23-2017, 10:42 PM   #349
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But what . . . .where . . . how? Fuuuuuuuck!:
Yes . . . precisely.
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