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Old 10-22-2017, 02:07 PM   #301
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Old 10-22-2017, 02:11 PM   #302
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Wow, McDonald's has really gone down hill.
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Old 10-22-2017, 02:48 PM   #303
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Wow, McDonald's has really . . . well, always been McDonald's.
Can I really be the only customer out of umpteen billion served who doesn't care for dry, stale buns?
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Old 10-22-2017, 03:42 PM   #304
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Can I lick your buns?
One thousand to lick, five thousand to touch.
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Old 10-22-2017, 03:56 PM   #305
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Please choose from the a la carte Vatican menu.
So there's no combo meal with rimming and fries?
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Old 10-22-2017, 04:19 PM   #306
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Mr. mechanic man I want fifty inch rims on my car
Ok but your Corolla will look horrendous and might not be road safe.
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Old 10-22-2017, 04:25 PM   #307
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Ok but your Corona will look so stupendous that it might not be safe if you end up in jail.
I think "corona" is a new term to me.
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Old 10-22-2017, 04:31 PM   #308
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Corona is awful beer.
You sound like a beer snob
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Old 10-22-2017, 04:34 PM   #309
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You sound like a deer snob
Sorry, but they don't even TRY to keep the ticks off. I mean, get some flea and tick spray or something. Geez.
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Old 10-22-2017, 04:40 PM   #310
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Stop tickling me.
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Old 10-22-2017, 05:09 PM   #311
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I loved your laughter, but . . .
We need to talk. . . .
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Old 10-22-2017, 05:35 PM   #312
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Old 10-22-2017, 05:50 PM   #313
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Squeeze me in
Absolutely! Anytime between now and 6:45--that's when I have to leave for my Bible study group. . . .
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Old 10-22-2017, 05:53 PM   #314
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I have to leave for my Satanic Bible study group. . . .
The dark arts are just too much bloody work.
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Old 10-22-2017, 06:02 PM   #315
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Reading instruction manuals is too much bloody work.
Seriously, I wore myself out killing Walmart shoppers for shopping on the Sabbath until I skipped ahead to the useful bits.
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Old 10-22-2017, 06:11 PM   #316
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Seriously, I've worn out all my useful bits.
Well, at least you still tell good jokes.
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Old 10-22-2017, 06:23 PM   #317
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Well, at least you can still find your way onto a website and pester people.
I can still yell at those damn kids on my lawn, too!
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:51 PM   #318
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I can still yell at those damn kinky gits on my lawn!
You know, maybe you should just join them.
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:58 PM   #319
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I know what you've been up to!
What? Does it show? Am I walking funny?
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:36 PM   #320
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What? Does my slip show? Am I walking funny?
You might need some more practice in heels before the cotillion.
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:05 PM   #321
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You might need some more practice in stilts before the cotillion.
The appeal of heels is something I will never comprehend.
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:31 PM   #322
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The appeal of wearing heels is comprehensible.
I agree. Gave em up years ago. They're horrible for your feet.
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:56 PM   #323
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I agree. I am not a masochist.
May cost you points with women, but men don't care about shoes.
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Old 10-22-2017, 11:04 PM   #324
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Point your knobby ears at women and listen to what they say about shoes and dwarves.
Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers.
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Old 10-22-2017, 11:13 PM   #325
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Don't crush that dwarf; hand me a regimen of atypical antipsychotics, as prescribed by a qualified practitioner after an initial diagnosis.
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