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Old 10-21-2017, 10:00 PM   #276
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Only if we can talk about the erection size too.
Are you asking how big it gets?
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:02 PM   #277
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Are you asking how figs get dried out?
No, I'm asking you to pass the Fig Newtons.
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:03 PM   #278
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No, I'm asking you to piss in the Fig tree.
Does it need watering?
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:06 PM   #279
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Does it need cauterizing?
No! It's just a paper cut!
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:09 PM   #280
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No! It's just a personal preference!
You like it like that?
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:13 PM   #281
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You like figs like that?
I do. I'll eat dried but Newtons are wonderful.

G'night. I need some sleeps.
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Old 10-21-2017, 11:38 PM   #282
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I do. I'll eat dried but Newtons are wonderful.

G'night. I need some creeps.
Whatever floats your boat, woman.
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Old 10-22-2017, 07:03 AM   #283
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Whatever keeps your boat floating.
Coffee, a lake of coffee.
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Old 10-22-2017, 07:03 AM   #284
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I always thought you looked like a serial killer.
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Old 10-22-2017, 07:13 AM   #285
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I always thought you looked like a cereall killer.
Listen, they're little flakes, and I think they're already dead.
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Old 10-22-2017, 07:20 AM   #286
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Listen up motherfucker, pants off now!!!!!
God! Airport security have gotten vicious.
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Old 10-22-2017, 07:28 AM   #287
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Oh my God! Airport security hired Sid Vicious! Squeeee!
I think that's an Elvis impersonator.
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Old 10-22-2017, 07:44 AM   #288
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Oh my god do that again, my body spasmed and my eyes rolled, I'm so wet.
You orgasm from being tickled?
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:14 AM   #289
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You orgasm from eating butter brickle ice cream?
No, it only works with raspberry cheesecake gelato.
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:29 AM   #290
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Oh, God, baby! I'm so close! Yes, yes! Go . . . to . . . Whole . . . Foods . . . now!
Dammit! Have you seen my keys?
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:49 AM   #291
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Damn! Have you seen my thing?
No. Are you offering? (You should never offer a voyeur a peep unless you mean to follow through.)
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:04 AM   #292
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Put up or shut up, baby!
I just wear these Tigger jammies because they make me feel good inside, not because they're tight.

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I just wear these Tiger stripes to blend in, in the forest. Why isn't it working?

Well, either you just stand out for some reason OR because tigers come from the jungle.


Oh my God, tigger jammies. I love it!
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I'm just going to try to stay nonjudgmental and positive while I edge slowly away. . . .
No problem. I found my thing, so I'll be distracted for a while.
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:07 AM   #295
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So I went to work in my tiger Jammies and they looked at me like I was nuts, I mean it was casual Friday.
There's casual and then there's sleepwear. If I wore what I go to bed in, I'd be arrested for indecency.
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That reminds me, I need to buy some sleepwear.
I just ordered some. It's getting too cold for what I normally wear.
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:49 AM   #297
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I just ordered some. I'm getting too old for what I normally wear.
You are never too old for… …Okay, I get the picture. Cover it up!
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Old 10-22-2017, 11:36 AM   #298
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Food is never too old to eat, that juicy burger that you're eating now was in my freezer for forty five years!
Awwh, I demand a refund!
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Old 10-22-2017, 11:55 AM   #299
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I demand a refund! That was the worst peep show ever! All I saw was a room full of small frogs.
No deposit, no return.
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