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Old 10-15-2017, 09:28 AM   #251
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Castrating British actors is a cruel decision.
Agreed. Anguishes me about my pets, as well, but it prevents them from acting like me.
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Old 10-15-2017, 09:31 AM   #252
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Agreed. But, better than me.
I don't think it's an either or proposition!
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Old 10-15-2017, 10:12 AM   #253
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I'm confused I thought you had a PHD from Harvard, but your proposition is nonsensical.
My proposition is simple, we can hire cheaper workers if we train monkeys to do human work, like drive trucks and fly planes.
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Old 10-15-2017, 10:54 AM   #254
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My proposition is simple, everything becomes cheaper once we develop androids to do human work like driving trucks and flying planes.

I agree, as long as you keep artificial intelligence out of it. Literate pilots, okay, but truckdrivers smarter than navigation systems give me the creeps…
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Old 10-15-2017, 11:12 AM   #255
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I agreed to keep artificial intelligence out of it. Literate truckdriver's navigation systems give me the creeps
aaaaaaaannd... now.
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Old 10-15-2017, 12:05 PM   #256
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Hold my beer aaaaaaaannd... Watch this!
Please, I can't any more surprises this week.
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Old 10-15-2017, 03:57 PM   #257
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Please, I can't, no more alcohol today.
You'll drink or get the fuck out of my plane, my monkey pilot doesn't care for your bullshit!
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:43 PM   #258
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My monkey pilot doesn't care for bullshit!
Don't they normally fling their own poo?
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:51 PM   #259
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Stop flinging your poo?
Then stop singing that song, I hate that song.
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Old 10-15-2017, 06:46 PM   #260
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I hate that song.
Geez, they were only singing happy birthday.
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Old 10-15-2017, 07:30 PM   #261
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Happy sixty third birthday.... I'm sorry but you look awful for your age.
I'm only 31, asshole!
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Old 10-15-2017, 08:21 PM   #262
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Old 10-15-2017, 09:45 PM   #263
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Old 10-15-2017, 09:53 PM   #264
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[quote=loquere;88155588]Help! Tickle fight!/QUOTE]

Try to tickle me and I will stab you. Just so we're clear.
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Old 10-15-2017, 10:00 PM   #265
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Try to tickle me and I will fuck you with my fist, just so we're clear.
Is that supposed to be a deal breaker? Because girlfriend, to me that's a deal maker.
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Old 10-17-2017, 10:09 PM   #266
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Is that supposed to be a tongue twister? Because I think it made my tongue blister.
Geez, no, it's my NAME - Jadah Jingleheimer Schmidt!
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Old 10-17-2017, 11:21 PM   #267
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Geez, no, it's my GAME - Ja! Dah! Dingleberry Shit!
Sorry, I never say yes to scat play.
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Old 10-18-2017, 02:13 PM   #268
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Yes! I LOVE to play with kitty cats!
Me too!
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Old 10-18-2017, 02:30 PM   #269
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Mentos!
Sorry. It's my ulcer playing up again.
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Old 10-18-2017, 03:00 PM   #270
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Sorry. It's my dulcimer, I've started playing again.
No need to apologize, I'm sure you'll be better again in no time.
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Old 10-18-2017, 10:54 PM   #271
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No need to agonize, I'm sure your batter'll be better net time.
Maybe I should have mixed the ingredients before putting it in the oven.
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Old 10-20-2017, 09:50 PM   #272
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Maybe I shouldn't have mixed up the ingredients and let them sit in the fridge for so long.
Your Amish friendship bread starter getting a little too friendly with everything else in the fridge?
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Old 10-20-2017, 10:07 PM   #273
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Your anal first timers group mixer getting a little too friendly with everything else in the hiney?
Hey thats exit only!
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Old 10-20-2017, 11:03 PM   #274
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I love a good exit ramp!
I can't tell if your comment is about sex or transportation infrastructure.
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Old 10-21-2017, 07:42 PM   #275
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I just can't. Can we please have a serious conversation about transportation infrastructure?
Only if we can talk about the energy infrastructure too.
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