"Moochisims!"

One of the more disturbing aspects of Anthony Scaramucci’s bizarre outburst at New Yorker writer Ryan Lizza on Thursday was his slam at senior White House adviser Steve Bannon as a self-promoter.

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“We got an incredible dose of unfiltered ‘Mooch’ today,” said Stephen Colbert on Thursday night, referring to new White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci’s vulgar meltdown on the phone with The New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza.

“I’m going to read you some of the quotes here,” Colbert said. “I want to give a quick warning to the CBS censors, you guys are going to have to break out the emergency extra bleeps for this one.”

Scaramucci told Lizza that he would fire everyone in the senior ranks of the White House if Lizza wouldn’t surrender the name of the person who revealed he’d be having dinner with President Donald Trump and the first lady.

Scaramucci called White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus a “f*cking paranoid schizophrenic” and said that former Breitbart CEO Steve Bannon is in the White House to promote his brand.

“I’m not Steve Bannon,” said Scaramucci. “I’m not trying to suck my own d*ck.”

“If Bannon could do that, he’d never leave the White House,” Colbert quipped.

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JackLuis said:

So you see the Trumpanzy hires only the best assholes!

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VeraBad said:

but the motherfucker was too busy dealing with the cocksuckers and his whore of a mom.

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Anthony Scaramucci, the controversial new White House communications director, will soon be dealing with a divorce.

The New York Post reports that Scaramucci is being divorced by his wife, Deidre Ball, because she is tied of his “naked political ambition.”

“Deidre has left him and has filed for divorce,” one source tells the Post. “She liked the nice Wall Street life and their home on Long Island, not the insane world of D.C. She is tired of his naked ambition, which is so enormous that it left her at her wits’ end.”

Another source tells the publication that Ball is particularly unhappy that Scaramucci went to work in President Donald Trump’s White House.

“Deidre is not a fan of Trump, and she hasn’t exactly been on board and supportive of Anthony and his push to get back into the White House,” the source explained.

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JackLuis said:

Well Mooch, now you'll have to join Bannon in self fellation!

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Hypoxia said:

I'm sure they'll find willing acolytes to do the lower mouthwork for them, even as they dictate critical orders and statements and memoirs. Nothing to get bent about.

Or, there are always fleshlights. Just in case no hominids wish to touch them.

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As might be expected, the ladies of The View were all over White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci’s comments about White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon pleasuring himself orally.

With host Joy Behar taking the lead, the various panelists had multiple theories about why Scaramucci — whose job is to control White House messaging — blew up an evening that should have been dedicated to pushing Trumpcare with talk about “c*ck sucking.”

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ABC political commentator Tara Setmayer had her own take, stating, “If he could do that he wouldn’t need to work.”

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The people in the studios at MSNBC just audibly giggled as Katy Tur broke the news yr Wonkette saw at the same time in the New York Times: Anthony Scaramucci is YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED.

President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director, three people close to the decision said Monday, relieving him just days after Mr. Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other senior members of the president’s senior staff.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP! OUR SIDES ARE HURTING FROM THE LOL-ING!

How long was Scaramucci’s tenure? Six minutes. (Ten days.) How many White House staffers did Scaramucci accuse of aerobically sucking their own ding-dongs? One, that we know of. How much does Scaramucci love the president? He loves the president so, so much. So much. He loves him. He loves him. When the president grabs him by the …

FOCUS, EVERYONE.

How does former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus feel right now? Still fired, but he’s probably swimming in schadenfreude just the same because he hates that fucking guy. How many reporters broke Scaramucci’s trust during his very long employment time at the White House? Oh, all of them, Katie, but specifically this ONE dick from The New Yorker he talked to on the record, who then wrote the stuff they talked about on the record in the newspaper! IS THAT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS?

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Pity poor Anthony Scaramucci: reportedly getting divorced, sacked from his job after a mere 10 days — and now there’s an erroneous report that he’s dead.

The blink-and-you-missed-him former White House communications director is listed as deceased in the new Harvard Law School alumni directory, which arrived in alums’ mailboxes the very week that “The Mooch” became the most talked-about guy in politics. An asterisk by the 1989 graduate’s name indicates that he was reported dead since the last directory, which was published in 2011.

It’s unclear whether he was the victim of a prank — or just a typo. Harvard Law didn’t say, but the school was apparently crimson-faced over the flub. “Regrettably, there is an error in the Harvard Law School alumni directory in the listing for Anthony Scaramucci,” a spokeswoman told us in an emailed statement. “We offer our sincere apologies to Mr. Scaramucci. The error will be corrected in subsequent editions.”

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One-time White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci used his personal Twitter account to bash the journalist who wrote the famous New Yorker story on Mooch’s meltdown.

“Ryan Lizza is the Linda Tripp of 2017. People know,” Scaramucci claimed. “And he is up at night not being able to live with himself.”

The Internet on Wednesday exploded after Scaramucci likened Lizza to Tripp, noting in that analogy, the ex-communications director was comparing himself with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

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JackLuis said:

‘I think he’s saying he blew Trump’:
Twitter erupts after Scaramucci compares himself to Monica Lewinsky

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Fired White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci described President Donald Trump as a “compassionate person” on Monday but said he should have condemned neo-Nazis in his initial statement about the violence in Virginia.

Scaramucci fielded more boos than cheers when he “went into the lion’s den”, by his own account, by appearing for a chat with liberal late night talk show host Stephen Colbert.

In one of his first public appearances since being fired by Trump after just 10 days in the job following a lewd telephone interview with The New Yorker magazine, Scaramucci punted questions about Trump’s culpability for not condemning neo-Nazis and white supremacists following a deadly rally on Saturday in Charlottesville, Virginia.

Colbert, host of the CBS talk show “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert,” pointed out that the president’s more forthright condemnation of white nationalists on Monday came “two days later,” asking: “Does he order his spine on (shopping web site) Amazon Prime?”

“Only he really can answer that question,” replied Scaramucci.

The former White House official insisted Trump was a compassionate person, a contention that drew booing from the studio audience, which led Colbert to implore, “Don’t boo him for being the messenger.”

But Scaramucci took issue with the administration’s failure to condemn extremist views such as white supremacy, saying “What I don’t like is the toleration of it.”

That remark elicited cheers.

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Scaramucci reiterated previous allegations that he believes Bannon leaks confidential information to the press. “Is he going to be gone in a week?” Colbert pressed. Scaramucci replied: “If it was up to me he would be gone.”

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