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Old 02-25-2017, 05:07 PM   #1351
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My Bonnie lies over the ocean.
Prince Charlie lies over the sea.
That's nothing compared to the USA.
We've got a President that lies constantly!

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My grandmother advised against discussing politics other than in a political forum, but
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Old 02-25-2017, 06:09 PM   #1352
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My grandmother advised against discussing politics other than in a political forum, but
Well, "My mama told me you better shop around."
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Old 02-25-2017, 07:34 PM   #1353
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Good Evening, Mags,

I wish your Mama had told me that early in my life.
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Old 02-25-2017, 07:52 PM   #1354
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I wish your Mama had told me that early in my life.
Evening Handley

My mama didn't tell me jack shit. Had to figure it all out for myself.
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Old 02-25-2017, 08:53 PM   #1355
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My Mom's only advice to me: don't get anyone pregnant before you're 18. She got pregnant at 17, so I figured she knew what she was talking about and was careful.
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Old 02-25-2017, 09:50 PM   #1356
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My Mom's only advice to me: don't get anyone pregnant before you're 18. She got pregnant at 17, so I figured she knew what she was talking about and was careful.
Well, my father told me he once saw a flying saucer. I figured he was older and had seen more stuff, so I suspended my disbelief. (Seriously, he meant it.)
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Old 02-25-2017, 09:54 PM   #1357
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Well, my father told me he once saw a flying saucer. I figured he was older and had seen more stuff, so I suspended my disbelief. (Seriously, he meant it.)
Was he near Roswell at the time?
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Old 02-25-2017, 10:39 PM   #1358
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Was he near Roswell at the time?
Nope, New York, which has its own type of alien life, that is near and dear to my heart.

"Well, Major, there are portions of New York City that I would advise you not try to invade." - Casablanca
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Old 02-25-2017, 10:52 PM   #1359
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Nope, New York, which has its own type of alien life, that is near and dear to my heart.

"Well, Major, there are portions of New York City that I would advise you not try to invade." - Casablanca
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine…”
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Old 02-25-2017, 11:00 PM   #1360
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“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine…”
Rick, as he reads the SS dossier on himself, "Are my eyes really brown?"

One of the most underrated lines ever.
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Old 02-25-2017, 11:06 PM   #1361
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Rick, as he reads the SS dossier on himself, "Are my eyes really brown?"

One of the most underrated lines ever.
Don't know when I've been so blue
Don't know what's come over you
You've found someone new and
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
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Old 02-25-2017, 11:58 PM   #1362
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Don't know when I've been so blue
Don't know what's come over you
You've found someone new and
Don't it make my brown eyes blue
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
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No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen

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Old 02-26-2017, 02:55 PM   #1364
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Everybody knows the troubles I've seen. I can't keep my mouth shut.
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Everybody knows the troubles I've seen. I can't keep my mouth shut.
That can be a career problem...especially if you work for the Mafia or in politics.

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Old 02-26-2017, 03:16 PM   #1366
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That can be a career problem...especially if you work for the Mafia or in politics.

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Must I reiterate my policy on cement boots and sleeping with the fishes?
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Old 02-26-2017, 03:27 PM   #1367
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Ah, that voice. . . . .
During a period of time when being black was not a good idea, even for those having a mighty talent, Paul Robeson did not come to England to play a concert which had been booked and sold out for simply Ages.
So he sang in the USA and his voice was played in the London theatre.
Apparently, it was Very Well Received.


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Must I reiterate my policy on cement boots and sleeping with the fishes?
Not this time, dear. They really are terribly heavy, you know ?
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Ah, that voice. . . . .
During a period of time when being black was not a good idea, even for those having a mighty talent, Paul Robeson did not come to England to play a concert which had been booked and sold out for simply Ages.
So he sang in the USA and his voice was played in the London theatre.
Apparently, it was Very Well Received.




Not this time, dear. They really are terribly heavy, you know ?
"He's not heavy, he's my brother."
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the Hollies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFJLvY5X0xI


My personal favourite is this one:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbvOMiy7u5I
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The Hollies and The Ivy (I'm sure that they must have been tempted to eat there at some stage )
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The Hollies and The Ivy (I'm sure that they must have been tempted to eat there at some stage )
I hear Holley is a good carburetor. vroom, vroom
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Sound effects? Puts me in mind of the old Police Academy movies. They were pure fun.
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Sound effects? Puts me in mind of the old Police Academy movies. They were pure fun.
I was a scrawny kid. But I was always allowed to play in the big kids games because I could do the best sound effects. Grab what you can.
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Sounds like you were playing doctor, Sam.

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