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Old 12-02-2016, 06:12 PM   #376
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One of my favourites is the Crimson Pirate.

It['s not quite the display as seen in this trailer, but the film is damned funny.
Now Blackbeard was a pirate bold
And he sailed the Caribbean
He was ten feet tall and black as night
So they gave him a Blackbeard
and he took a bite...

Now Blackbeard's dead and gone
But the dreadful memory lingers on.

It was an ice cream commercial when I spent a month in Australia - back in the early 1970s.
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Old 12-02-2016, 08:28 PM   #377
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Now Blackbeard was a pirate bold
And he sailed the Caribbean
He was ten feet tall and black as night
So they gave him a Blackbeard
and he took a bite...

Now Blackbeard's dead and gone
But the dreadful memory lingers on.

It was an ice cream commercial when I spent a month in Australia - back in the early 1970s.
"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest—
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest—
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
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Old 12-02-2016, 08:36 PM   #378
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"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest—
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest—
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
Quit singing about it and just give me the rum already. Remember, dead men tell no tales.
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Old 12-02-2016, 08:57 PM   #379
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Quit singing about it and just give me the rum already. Remember, dead men tell no tales.
*quickly hands Magica the rum*

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead." - Ben Franklin
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Old 12-02-2016, 09:45 PM   #380
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*quickly hands Magica the rum*

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead." - Ben Franklin
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Old 12-02-2016, 10:46 PM   #381
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Never ask any question you're not prepared to hear the answer to.

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Old 12-03-2016, 04:20 AM   #383
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Quit singing about it and just give me the rum already. Remember, dead men tell no tales.
Modern forensic science means the dead talk louder than hitherto.
Anothr glass of Rum, me dear ?

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Modern forensic science means the dead talk louder than hitherto.
Another glass of Rum, me dear ?
Check the glass for DNA!
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Old 12-03-2016, 05:29 PM   #385
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Check the glass for DNA!
Report:
The glass contained a sweet liquid with a significant proportion of alcohol.
The DNA chain was traced to a particular batch of sugar canes. . . .
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The glass contained a sweet liquid with a significant proportion of alcohol.
The DNA chain was traced to a particular batch of sugar canes. . . .
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When she tells you "no" you just have to take matters in hand...



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When she tells you "no" you just have to take matters in hand...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

*scratches head while pondering that*
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Old 12-04-2016, 02:18 AM   #393
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

*scratches head while pondering that*
Of course, maybe that means two hands in the bush. Just a suggestion.
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Of course, maybe that means two hands in the bush. Just a suggestion.
Use a decent 12-bore and you can get both
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It's deer season here, loaded with slugs right now.
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It's deer season here, loaded with slugs right now.
Where can I obtain a round-nosed bullet, about .223 (7.62) ?
I only need the bullet (our Police can get Very Determined about arms & ammunition)
because I have a brass case and want to make it into a key fob thing.
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"Norman-the-dragon. "
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Where can I obtain a round-nosed bullet, about .223 (7.62) ?
I only need the bullet (our Police can get Very Determined about arms & ammunition)
because I have a brass case and want to make it into a key fob thing.
Try ebay. They sell everything!
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not in the UK, Mags.
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Imaginary ebay? Oh, were we being serious? Okay, then, an antique store? I can check the rules on mailing and see what I can get you. I know several people who probably have casings.
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Imaginary ebay? Oh, were we being serious? Okay, then, an antique store? I can check the rules on mailing and see what I can get you. I know several people who probably have casings.
It's not the case I need; it's the actual bullet; the bit that gets chucked out from the barrel. As long as it will fit into the neck of the case I have (5.56mm rifle) and has a round tip, I'll be OK.
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
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