ArcticAvenue
Randomly Pawing At Keys
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2013
- Posts
- 1,650
With a wince, the leather of Ramsey’s boots struck too loudly on the brick path that walked along inside of the high wall. He knew immediately, it wouldn’t fall on deaf ears. When he opened his eyes to see the damage, a none too surprised guard stood just a short distance in the gaslight glow of the garden. Just by the disheveled look of the guard in the ill fitting uniform, it was clear he was a hired hand for the evening’s festivities. Knowing he was in trouble & thinking he can out class a hired hand, Ramsey pulled his sabre and pointed it at what he was sure an underprepared guard.
The guard had a pistol.
Ramsey had literally brought a knife to a gunfight.
“Halt,” the guard called stating the obvious with the pistol raised and aimed at Ramsey, “Who goes there?”
Ramsey staring once more down the barrel of his own demise, and did what came naturally. That is, of course, try to win his opponent over with his boyish charm.
“Why, good sire, can you not tell I am just a guest to this function tonight? Did you not notice I am dressed as such?” Still with the sabre in his hand, he wave across the dress he was in. It was, of course, quite elegant for a seafarer. Long blue coat and gold buttons no different than that of Captain of a british ship. Black pants, well polished boots, clean white shirt, even a fine plumed tri-corner hat. All of which, tailored to perfection. It did a lot to accent his lean, tall, and strong frame honed from years at sea; and his blue eyes and sandy brown hair seemed to only brighten in the colors of the guise.
The guard was not so impressed. “Then why not take the front gate?”
“Well, I did good sire,” Ramsey lied, tried to look as though he was quite calm, even though there was a pistol in front of him and a blade at his side. “I entered but not just before sundown, wandered around these fine grounds to take in all of its grandeur. Yet I grew lost, followed a path I shouldn’t, and now I find myself in such darkness. So may you point the way to the main house so I once again can join the party where I am sure I am so well missed already?”
“I saw you jump the wall,” the guard replied suspiciously.
“What this wall?” Ramsey asked looking at the ivy covered brick. “Surely not. It is but ten feet high, one could injure himself jumping such a thing. What foolishness indeed.”
“I saw you then,” the guard demanded.
“For what, I may ask, would I do such a thing? Just to attend a Governor’s dance? You, sire, surely have seen the Governor and his wife, you would think such people would have to entice visitors, not put up walls to keep them out. Such foolishness, indeed.” Starting to feel like he is losing the guard, Ramsey smirked, “A dance I am already dressed for, I shall say. ”
“You said already,” the guard replied, continuing to point the pistol at the man. “Where did you steal that from, boy.”
“Steal? Boy?” Ramsey faked his astonishment, he crossed his arms, the sabre in his grip and moved in his hand as if it wasn’t drawn. “I assure you, my dear friend, this is my own uniform, cut to my own size for my own duty. It is offensive to think you would suggest I cannot pay for my own outfit for the Governor’s dance; or to suggest that my rank is not worthy of such a uniform. I shall have a word with him right now and have you released from your duties post haste.”
Ramsey, now assuming he could just stun the man by feigning acceptance, started making steps to the house.
“Halt,” the guard commanded.
Ramsey did and raised a cheeky eyebrow, yet still staring down the barrel of the pistol. “If you keep me from the a warm pastry, I shall have a further word with your master.”
“You shall not pass. You could not be a guest, otherwise you would not have the sword. We confiscate all weapons. You wear stolen garb and felt you could just jump over the wall to enter.”
“Alright, my good man,” Ramsey continued, “I will admit that I did jump the wall, but I assure you, this .. garb … is not stolen. I procured the original fairly, and paid for the tailoring myself. Surely even your simple eyes can see that.”
“My simple eyes,” the guard parrotted, “these eyes happen to know that is the jacket of a British Navy captain. I know the rank when I see one. The insignia is no different than their ships that sail all throughout these seas. The crest on the buttons suggest they are from a long standing crew. You sound not a bit British, American if I can so guess. Seeing as you do not look a day over twenty, there is in no way that you can Captain a ship for the King. Besides stealing such an outfit, how else would a cabin boy be wearing it here.”
Ramsey smiled, then spread his arms out wide, the sabre still brandished in his hand. “My apologies good sire, I did not think I would come across someone so observant. Please beg you to forgive me.” He bowed, formally, but still eyes on his foe.
The guard smirked and nodded his head. “Your name, then before I dispatch you, cabin boy.”
Ramsey lifted himself up and his smile grew much wider. “You will not wish to know my name, as it will put fear into your bones, I will assure you of that.”
“Try me,” the guard snickered.
“This is where I would expect your skills of observation could help you further,” Ramsey said, setting the point of his blade into the ground, leaning against it, and crossing a leg comfortably. “I am in fact a captain.”
“Nah, boy,” the guard scoffed.
“Indeed it is true, haven’t you ever heard of The Boy King?”
The guard knitted his eyebrows then pulled back the hammer of the pistol in answer.
“Now Now, hear me out, surely you have heard of me. I am no other than The Boy King, Captain Ramsey Argyle of the good ship IronWood and it’s faithful crew of hardy souls. Terror of the seas. Faithful companion of Neptune and Davey Jones both. Surely you heard of me.”
There was a pause before the guard answered. “You mean the pirate ship with the hole in the hull down by the docks.”
Ramsey waved his hand away, “just a scratch really. Seems we had a disagreement with a Portuguese fellow nearly a fortnight ago.”
The guard seemed to spend a little more time considering the situation. With the pistol still cocked and pointed, he asked “Is it true you killed your first Dutchman at the age of five?”
Ramsey waved his hand in the air, the sabre waving naturally with it. “Rubbish and rumors. I was closer to ten. I was old enough to have hairs growing, if you know what I mean.” He gave a laugh and rolled with just another story about his youth. It was not true, of course, but one does not become legendary with the truth.
The guard gave a long look to Ramsey before saying. “If you believe your name alone will get you into the dance, you are in for a surprise. I know well enough that a man with a blade, no matter how fast, will fall when struck with a bullet. I’ve been given strong order that none shall enter this party uninvited, none shall be welcome unless approved by the Governor himself. It is what I am hired to do, and you have given me no reason to stand down … No Reason At All.”
Ramsey let a long sigh. Without his men, he knew he was beaten. He could not defeat a guard with a loaded and cocked pistol, no matter how fast he was with his trusty blade. There was little choice but to admit defeat.
“So … a gold coin then?”
“Two,” the guard replied quickly lowering his pistol. “I need your blade though. We confiscate them at the door.”
Ramsey scowled, and sheathed his blade and remove the belt to hold it. “This weapon means the world to me, so best take good care of it.”
“Then best make it three coins, so you can expect it back.”
Ramsey handed the man the toll. “And you call me the thief.”
The guard smiled and bowed, “pleasure doing buisness with you Captain Argyle, enjoy the dance.” Before Ramsey had time to walk off the guard called, “best enter through the garden entrance. Otherwise the governor would expect you to be announced to the court when you entered.”
Ramsey smirked, tempted by being announced to those he intended to rob. Yet again, he was in this place alone, and any success would rely on keeping to the plan. Whatever that may be.
The guard had a pistol.
Ramsey had literally brought a knife to a gunfight.
“Halt,” the guard called stating the obvious with the pistol raised and aimed at Ramsey, “Who goes there?”
Ramsey staring once more down the barrel of his own demise, and did what came naturally. That is, of course, try to win his opponent over with his boyish charm.
“Why, good sire, can you not tell I am just a guest to this function tonight? Did you not notice I am dressed as such?” Still with the sabre in his hand, he wave across the dress he was in. It was, of course, quite elegant for a seafarer. Long blue coat and gold buttons no different than that of Captain of a british ship. Black pants, well polished boots, clean white shirt, even a fine plumed tri-corner hat. All of which, tailored to perfection. It did a lot to accent his lean, tall, and strong frame honed from years at sea; and his blue eyes and sandy brown hair seemed to only brighten in the colors of the guise.
The guard was not so impressed. “Then why not take the front gate?”
“Well, I did good sire,” Ramsey lied, tried to look as though he was quite calm, even though there was a pistol in front of him and a blade at his side. “I entered but not just before sundown, wandered around these fine grounds to take in all of its grandeur. Yet I grew lost, followed a path I shouldn’t, and now I find myself in such darkness. So may you point the way to the main house so I once again can join the party where I am sure I am so well missed already?”
“I saw you jump the wall,” the guard replied suspiciously.
“What this wall?” Ramsey asked looking at the ivy covered brick. “Surely not. It is but ten feet high, one could injure himself jumping such a thing. What foolishness indeed.”
“I saw you then,” the guard demanded.
“For what, I may ask, would I do such a thing? Just to attend a Governor’s dance? You, sire, surely have seen the Governor and his wife, you would think such people would have to entice visitors, not put up walls to keep them out. Such foolishness, indeed.” Starting to feel like he is losing the guard, Ramsey smirked, “A dance I am already dressed for, I shall say. ”
“You said already,” the guard replied, continuing to point the pistol at the man. “Where did you steal that from, boy.”
“Steal? Boy?” Ramsey faked his astonishment, he crossed his arms, the sabre in his grip and moved in his hand as if it wasn’t drawn. “I assure you, my dear friend, this is my own uniform, cut to my own size for my own duty. It is offensive to think you would suggest I cannot pay for my own outfit for the Governor’s dance; or to suggest that my rank is not worthy of such a uniform. I shall have a word with him right now and have you released from your duties post haste.”
Ramsey, now assuming he could just stun the man by feigning acceptance, started making steps to the house.
“Halt,” the guard commanded.
Ramsey did and raised a cheeky eyebrow, yet still staring down the barrel of the pistol. “If you keep me from the a warm pastry, I shall have a further word with your master.”
“You shall not pass. You could not be a guest, otherwise you would not have the sword. We confiscate all weapons. You wear stolen garb and felt you could just jump over the wall to enter.”
“Alright, my good man,” Ramsey continued, “I will admit that I did jump the wall, but I assure you, this .. garb … is not stolen. I procured the original fairly, and paid for the tailoring myself. Surely even your simple eyes can see that.”
“My simple eyes,” the guard parrotted, “these eyes happen to know that is the jacket of a British Navy captain. I know the rank when I see one. The insignia is no different than their ships that sail all throughout these seas. The crest on the buttons suggest they are from a long standing crew. You sound not a bit British, American if I can so guess. Seeing as you do not look a day over twenty, there is in no way that you can Captain a ship for the King. Besides stealing such an outfit, how else would a cabin boy be wearing it here.”
Ramsey smiled, then spread his arms out wide, the sabre still brandished in his hand. “My apologies good sire, I did not think I would come across someone so observant. Please beg you to forgive me.” He bowed, formally, but still eyes on his foe.
The guard smirked and nodded his head. “Your name, then before I dispatch you, cabin boy.”
Ramsey lifted himself up and his smile grew much wider. “You will not wish to know my name, as it will put fear into your bones, I will assure you of that.”
“Try me,” the guard snickered.
“This is where I would expect your skills of observation could help you further,” Ramsey said, setting the point of his blade into the ground, leaning against it, and crossing a leg comfortably. “I am in fact a captain.”
“Nah, boy,” the guard scoffed.
“Indeed it is true, haven’t you ever heard of The Boy King?”
The guard knitted his eyebrows then pulled back the hammer of the pistol in answer.
“Now Now, hear me out, surely you have heard of me. I am no other than The Boy King, Captain Ramsey Argyle of the good ship IronWood and it’s faithful crew of hardy souls. Terror of the seas. Faithful companion of Neptune and Davey Jones both. Surely you heard of me.”
There was a pause before the guard answered. “You mean the pirate ship with the hole in the hull down by the docks.”
Ramsey waved his hand away, “just a scratch really. Seems we had a disagreement with a Portuguese fellow nearly a fortnight ago.”
The guard seemed to spend a little more time considering the situation. With the pistol still cocked and pointed, he asked “Is it true you killed your first Dutchman at the age of five?”
Ramsey waved his hand in the air, the sabre waving naturally with it. “Rubbish and rumors. I was closer to ten. I was old enough to have hairs growing, if you know what I mean.” He gave a laugh and rolled with just another story about his youth. It was not true, of course, but one does not become legendary with the truth.
The guard gave a long look to Ramsey before saying. “If you believe your name alone will get you into the dance, you are in for a surprise. I know well enough that a man with a blade, no matter how fast, will fall when struck with a bullet. I’ve been given strong order that none shall enter this party uninvited, none shall be welcome unless approved by the Governor himself. It is what I am hired to do, and you have given me no reason to stand down … No Reason At All.”
Ramsey let a long sigh. Without his men, he knew he was beaten. He could not defeat a guard with a loaded and cocked pistol, no matter how fast he was with his trusty blade. There was little choice but to admit defeat.
“So … a gold coin then?”
“Two,” the guard replied quickly lowering his pistol. “I need your blade though. We confiscate them at the door.”
Ramsey scowled, and sheathed his blade and remove the belt to hold it. “This weapon means the world to me, so best take good care of it.”
“Then best make it three coins, so you can expect it back.”
Ramsey handed the man the toll. “And you call me the thief.”
The guard smiled and bowed, “pleasure doing buisness with you Captain Argyle, enjoy the dance.” Before Ramsey had time to walk off the guard called, “best enter through the garden entrance. Otherwise the governor would expect you to be announced to the court when you entered.”
Ramsey smirked, tempted by being announced to those he intended to rob. Yet again, he was in this place alone, and any success would rely on keeping to the plan. Whatever that may be.