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Old 10-16-2016, 11:09 PM   #1501
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Old 10-17-2016, 02:03 AM   #1502
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Old 10-17-2016, 02:19 PM   #1503
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My favorite Kelly Preston movie moment is the opening scene in Jerry McGuire, always cut out of t.v. broadcasts. She's riding Jerry cowgirl in a bed with bookshelves as a headboard. As she bounces she shouts out, "I LOVE fucking you SO ... MUCH!"
 

Old 10-18-2016, 12:19 AM   #1504
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Old 10-18-2016, 12:47 AM   #1505
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How do you make a movie that:

1] Makes sex look boring?

2] Makes sex with Nicole Kidman look boring?

3] Is directed by Stanley Kubrick & still makes the audience wish their "Eyes" were "(Wide) Shut"?

1 answer: TOM CRUISE!
you are wrong in this...
but not about nicole kidman.

kubrick knew exactly what he had captured in that film
and a sexually ice cold nicole kidman was the intended.

that you cannot connect with the entire work
is your tell...

the film does not hold your hand to get it.

a master chef prepares the meal...

it is not their concern to cliff note you
with the patience
to gourmandise.

the easy part of the lesson
was that nicole kidman was not hot
naked and being fucked...

two points,
but two points only,
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Old 10-18-2016, 12:51 AM   #1506
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you are wrong in this...
but not about nicole kidman.

kubrick knew exactly what he had captured in that film
and a sexually ice cold nicole kidman was the intended.

that you cannot connect with the entire work
is your tell...

the film does not hold your hand to get it.

a master chef prepares the meal...

it is not their concern to cliff note you
with the patience
to gourmandise.

the easy part of the lesson
was that nicole kidman was not hot
naked and being fucked...

two points,
but two points only,
hufflepuff!
Your only salvation is he's dead so nobody can ask what he wanted/was getting. Lots of lines in your writing, with NO POINT!
 

Old 10-18-2016, 01:00 AM   #1507
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Your only salvation is he's dead so nobody can ask what he wanted/was getting. Lots of lines in your writing, with NO POINT!
here.
i'll simplify my previous
by reiterating the first line:

"you are wrong in this."

the dead man wrote his complete poem
and you have been too...

impatient

to listen to
and then,
consider it.

your loss.
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Old 10-18-2016, 01:11 AM   #1508
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here.
i'll simplify my previous
by reiterating the first line:

"you are wrong in this.".
Years ago, someone (I believe it was Copernicus) stated the Sun revolved around the Earth. Galileo stated Earth did the revolving, & faced the inquisition.

My point? (Since we're already way off hot celebs) You can say something as many times & ways as you want (reiterate beyond redundancy), & you will always be incorrect.
 

Old 10-18-2016, 01:21 AM   #1509
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Years ago, someone (I believe it was Copernicus) stated the Sun revolved around the Earth. Galileo stated Earth did the revolving, & faced the inquisition.

My point? (Since we're already way off hot celebs) You can say something as many times & ways as you want (reiterate beyond redundancy), & you will always be incorrect.
thank you.

sorry you missed the point
that you actually got the point...

your hot celeb du jour - ie nk
was not hot in ews
for which
in great error
you blame the dead guy - sk

here.
have a bisquit
for all your heavy lifting.

you are still wrong in your grander sweeping conclusions...

again.
go in simple peace.
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Old 10-18-2016, 01:25 AM   #1510
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thank you.

sorry you missed the point
that you actually got the point...
Next time, save the space. What I quoted here is all we need to prove you say to "go in simple peace" b/c you are a self-contradicting simpleton.
 

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Debating L1ttle is like debating a young-earth creationist...you can't reason with that kind of stupid, ever.
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Debating L1ttle is like debating a young-earth creationist...you can't reason with that kind of stupid, ever.
You say that b/c you know any attempt to debate me on your part would prove you to be the stupid one... Of a kind nobody can ID b/c nobody else is dumb enough to wish to waste the time.

Proof: You continuing to post in a thread you created something that is not a pic, hot, nude, or a celeb/model... You usually at least post something that fits one of the words.
 

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Old 10-18-2016, 09:08 AM   #1514
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Years ago, someone (I believe it was Copernicus) stated the Sun revolved around the Earth. Galileo stated Earth did the revolving, & faced the inquisition.
Actually, Copernicus proposed that Sol (aka the sun) was at the center of the universe, not Earth, and included the maths which backed his proposal. This was a major challenge to the Ptolemaic model of geocentrism as well as to Church doctrine.

Galileo was the one who, via direct observations, was able to confirm heliocentrism and debunk geocentrism, for which he was excommunicated and imprisoned.
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Debating L1ttle is like debating a young-earth creationist...you can't reason with that kind of stupid, ever.
of course, you are correct
and having perused this thread,
that much is quite self evident...

the exercise of
attempting to point out stupid to stupid
is almost the same exercise
as foisting contrary to be contrary...

one is purely an exercise as a game
whereas the other
is an exercise attempting to arrive at a greater truth

both are exercises, nonetheless...
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Old 10-18-2016, 08:20 PM   #1516
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of course, you are correct
and having perused this thread,
that much is quite self evident...
Perhaps to themselves. What is evident to others is neither of you are correct about this, & the thread can prove you to be incorrect if people need it.
 

Old 10-19-2016, 02:27 AM   #1517
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Set aside the pics (since you mainly post links anyway)...

One too many "e" in Diane's last name. Also, Ming-Na ended her name there last I knew. (Recall her & Schroeder presenting an MTV Award of some type years ago, with her saying, "Now that we've rid of the 'y' & the 'Wen', let's find out who the nominees are.")
 

Old 10-20-2016, 08:38 PM   #1525
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you are wrong in this...
but not about nicole kidman.

kubrick knew exactly what he had captured in that film
and a sexually ice cold nicole kidman was the intended.

that you cannot connect with the entire work
is your tell...

the film does not hold your hand to get it.

a master chef prepares the meal...

it is not their concern to cliff note you
with the patience
to gourmandise.

the easy part of the lesson
was that nicole kidman was not hot
naked and being fucked...

two points,
but two points only,
hufflepuff!
If you have to give a lengthy explanation about a movie or joke that means it didn't work.
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