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For Lancecaster- the humorous aspects of rape
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Wanda Sykes:
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if our pussies were detachable? … Some crazy guy jumps out of the bushes, all like, ‘Aaah,’ and you’re like, ‘Uh-uh, left it at home!’
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if our pussies were detachable? … Some crazy guy jumps out of the bushes, all like, ‘Aaah,’ and you’re like, ‘Uh-uh, left it at home!’
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You can call him spear-chucker.
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You can call him spear-chucker.
Or a mutha chucker.
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Elayne Boosler:
I’m walking in New York with my boyfriend, and he says, ‘Gee, it’s a beautiful night, let’s go down by the river.’ I said, ‘What are you, nuts? I’m not going down by the river! It’s midnight, I’m wearing jewelry, I’m carrying money, I have a vagina with me…’
I’m walking in New York with my boyfriend, and he says, ‘Gee, it’s a beautiful night, let’s go down by the river.’ I said, ‘What are you, nuts? I’m not going down by the river! It’s midnight, I’m wearing jewelry, I’m carrying money, I have a vagina with me…’
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or Penii Pickling, hehe
(caster = a bottle or cruet for holding a condiment.)
(caster = a bottle or cruet for holding a condiment.)
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Tig Notaro:
So he thought that I thought there were sexual predators running up and down the halls of the resort where I was staying, and that all the management decided to do, instead of springing for some security, was just to run down to the local Kinko’s and run off some shoddy, low-rent sign that just said, ‘No moleste.’
So he thought that I thought there were sexual predators running up and down the halls of the resort where I was staying, and that all the management decided to do, instead of springing for some security, was just to run down to the local Kinko’s and run off some shoddy, low-rent sign that just said, ‘No moleste.’
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Sarah Silverman:
I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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Louis C.K., on going back in time to kill Hitler:
I wouldn’t have killed Hitler, I would have raped him, that’s what I thought. Because I think that would have been enough. I think that would have stopped him from doing all that shit. If he had been raped by me, he never would have pulled any of that stuff. ‘Should we invade Poland?’ ‘Nah, I just want to take a shower. I don’t feel good.’
I wouldn’t have killed Hitler, I would have raped him, that’s what I thought. Because I think that would have been enough. I think that would have stopped him from doing all that shit. If he had been raped by me, he never would have pulled any of that stuff. ‘Should we invade Poland?’ ‘Nah, I just want to take a shower. I don’t feel good.’
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Karen Kraft was another who had fun with rape stories.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174316&highlight=ketamine
The original post was later edited out, but the remaining posts showed oh what fun "she" could have telling "her" tale.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174316&highlight=ketamine
The original post was later edited out, but the remaining posts showed oh what fun "she" could have telling "her" tale.
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Odd that you remember that. Did Lancecaster rape you too?
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Makes sense now why some GB dudes fell for KK
Like-minded.
Like-minded.
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President Obama
We should not be tolerating rape in prison. And we should not be making jokes about it in our popular culture. That's no joke. These things are unacceptable.
We should not be tolerating rape in prison. And we should not be making jokes about it in our popular culture. That's no joke. These things are unacceptable.
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No, it must've been horrible for you though. Did he use ketamine?
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I'm just fucking with you. I'll let you get back to your rape humor.
Did I consent to being fucked with...rapist?
