Birthday Porn for Maus!

Little_Sister

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Today is his happy birthday. Share your best, or worst, female (or male hehehe) birthday porn!!



http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47qb6pbTY1qhsnemo1_500.jpg

 

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Pussy cupcakes anyone?
http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/IMG_0277.jpg

 

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lol these are great LS. Happy Birthday Maus. Many more Cheers!!!

 

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So many great ones about birthday spankings but this one is my fave...

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMS04YzllZTdjZWQ3MGEyMWUy.png

 

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Although this one seems more Maus appropriate...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/96/cb/84/96cb8489f9da392c0421fcd61e191c12.jpg

 

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I will be honest... this one creeps me out a little. Why would a 10 yr old was a piece of ass cake???

http://www.sexyandfunny.dk/funnypictures/sexy-cake.jpg

 

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Happy Birthday Maus

http://www.happyhumpdays.com/Birthday/happy_birthday_0842.jpg

 

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Little_Sister said:

I will be honest... this one creeps me out a little. Why would a 10 yr old was a piece of ass cake???

http://www.sexyandfunny.dk/funnypictures/sexy-cake.jpg

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Let's hope that it was rated 10 for the way it looked. :roll eyes: Otherwise creep is for sure.

 

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Little_Sister said:

I will be honest... this one creeps me out a little. Why would a 10 yr old was a piece of ass cake???

http://www.sexyandfunny.dk/funnypictures/sexy-cake.jpg

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I was wondering if it's possible that the asshole was intended to be the second 0 for a cake for a lecherous centenarian.... But the numbers are the wrong way around.

 

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Little_Sister said:

I will be honest... this one creeps me out a little. Why would a 10 yr old was a piece of ass cake???

http://www.sexyandfunny.dk/funnypictures/sexy-cake.jpg

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Maybe it's just saying that she's a '10' ??

 

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Erochic said:

I was wondering if it's possible that the asshole was intended to be the second 0 for a cake for a lecherous centenarian.... But the numbers are the wrong way around.

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Maybe it's a 10-year anniversary

 

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This one blinks...http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s160/linea1/SexyBirthday.gif

 

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Can you follow instructions?

http://i.imgur.com/SoECP.jpg

 

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ydahecnot said:

Maybe it's a 10-year anniversary

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AbsintheFather said:

Maybe it's just saying that she's a '10' ??

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I like both of these better than my original thought!!

 

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Soap, heavy cream, white paint??? No clue but these girls are filthy....

http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad339/captainkirk666999/party/BirthdayGirls.jpg

 

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Little_Sister said:

Soap, heavy cream, white paint??? No clue but these girls are filthy....

http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad339/captainkirk666999/party/BirthdayGirls.jpg

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Icing that was to go on the cake. Now he can lick it off everyone of them

 

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When too many guys are invited to the bukkake party

 

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Does a sweet little heart make a bondage birthday cake "cute"??? Can anyone really overlook the ball gag? Seems like three black Xs would have been more appropriate than a heart.

http://www.tinynibbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/331653_lalt.jpg

 

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ydahecnot said:

When too many guys are invited to the bukkake party

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Just in case anyone *cough*else*cough* has never heard that word before, I googled it for you...

bukkake
1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.

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To be covered in that much white you would need 10,000 men I think.

 

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How about a birthday bukCake?

 

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BongoGal said:

How about a birthday bukCake?

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can see google smoking now lol.

 

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ydahecnot said:

When too many guys are invited to the bukkake party

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In honor of my newly acquired knowledge and Sunny boy here....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/95/ee/75/95ee754b777e5399d58c1cc3da2b8ab2.jpg

 

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I'll cut the cake...

http://hostave3.net/ssp/fhg/video/787wmvozo/3.jpg

 

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There was a blue decoration on the cake, but not by the time it was finished

 

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This is pretty damn impressive...

http://freshporntube.xxx/content-images/305/296.flv_preview.jpg