Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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That's much more accurate, yes :D
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go
 
That's much more accurate, yes :D
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go
His speech lacks the flow
 
That's much more accurate, yes :D
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go
His speech lacks the flow
But at fucking me is the most best! :cool:
 
That's much more accurate, yes :D
He proclaimed as he beat on his chest
Though Tarzan can go
His speech lacks the flow
But at fucking me is the most best! :cool:
Was that a typo or a secret dream jett? ;)

Oh Jett was a bit of a card
 
Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard

(I don't think punctuation is Tarzan's strong suit. Neither is math it seems ... :rolleyes: )
 
Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard
He swings from the trees :eek:
 
Oh Jett was a bit of a card
As well as a humorous bard
Oft mistook, poor fool


Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard
He swings from the trees
That's vines, not willies :mad:
 
Oh Jett was a bit of a card
But me dick measure whole yard
He swings from the trees
That's vines, not willies
Too late now I'm mentally scarred :eek:


Oh Jett was a bit of a card
As well as a humorous bard
Oft mistook, poor fool
(because of the drool)
 
Oh Jett was a bit of a card
As well as a humorous bard
Oft mistook, poor fool
(because of the drool)
For an old Literetard.

(new nown :rolleyes: )

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Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
 
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Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
This one starts anew
 
Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
In the meantime, take heart
 
Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
This one starts anew
Wife of Bath, thank you!


Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
In the meantime, take heart
Here's to a fresh start
 
Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
This one starts anew
Wife of Bath, thank you!
Where it will take us, just depends


Farewell and goodnight, Lit friends
As the old lim'rick thread ends
In the meantime, take heart
Here's to a fresh start
And to Auld Lang Syne and amends
 
The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
Come one and cum all
 
The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
To take what we've got


high SS and HB
 
The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
Come one and cum all
It's sure to enthral


The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
To take what we've got
While we're getting hot
 
The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
Come one and cum all
It's sure to enthral
The poets of Lit, reuniting


The new thread is just so exciting
like parted thighs, so inviting
To take what we've got
While we're getting hot
The hormonal fires reigniting
 
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