sexualman123
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2009
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I am the carpenter.
That’s what Lennon should have written. He didn’t, he wrote I am the walrus.
In addition I can disprove solipsism right now: If I am in-fact the origin of all existence, then even my unconscious would be receiving a blowjob…. I am not, therefore it is a stupid philosophy and my former professor wasted my limited fucking time on this earth, introducing it.
I am obviously drinking…. This will not end well for any of you. However, know that I shall in-fact be paying penance tomorrow by way of an unduly larger hangover. Which I shall resolutely endure, in order to once again earn your trust.
Here is what I am looking for.
Someone that will actually haunt my dreams. Especially the one with talking rug, I really hate that one.
Someone who will do absolutely everything I say, no matter how ridiculous it is.
Argue various points of political philosophy while distracting me by preforming a striptease.
If a carpenter is someone that makes shit out of wood and then sells it. I am, as of pre-holidays sales, a fucking carpenter. Some of you bought my shit…… and no I am not telling you what it is….. I will just say it was made out of wood,………no not that kind of wood you pervert………and you will now look at all your wood products and think….”what if that asshole from lit made this,………shit,…….Honey, where is the lighter fluid?”
Evidently I am in one of my moods….
That’s what Lennon should have written. He didn’t, he wrote I am the walrus.
In addition I can disprove solipsism right now: If I am in-fact the origin of all existence, then even my unconscious would be receiving a blowjob…. I am not, therefore it is a stupid philosophy and my former professor wasted my limited fucking time on this earth, introducing it.
I am obviously drinking…. This will not end well for any of you. However, know that I shall in-fact be paying penance tomorrow by way of an unduly larger hangover. Which I shall resolutely endure, in order to once again earn your trust.
Here is what I am looking for.
Someone that will actually haunt my dreams. Especially the one with talking rug, I really hate that one.
Someone who will do absolutely everything I say, no matter how ridiculous it is.
Argue various points of political philosophy while distracting me by preforming a striptease.
If a carpenter is someone that makes shit out of wood and then sells it. I am, as of pre-holidays sales, a fucking carpenter. Some of you bought my shit…… and no I am not telling you what it is….. I will just say it was made out of wood,………no not that kind of wood you pervert………and you will now look at all your wood products and think….”what if that asshole from lit made this,………shit,…….Honey, where is the lighter fluid?”
Evidently I am in one of my moods….
