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Old 12-03-2012, 07:54 PM   #249826
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:56 PM   #249827
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...in order to punish the heinous crime of rhyming "merchandise" with "fries."
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:56 PM   #249828
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...because freedom from possessions equals paradise.
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:58 PM   #249829
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...in order to punish the heinous crime of rhyming "merchandise" with "fries."
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:59 PM   #249830
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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
If you had said "Freedom fries" I would have loved it.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:00 PM   #249831
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If you had said "Freedom fries" I would have loved it.
There are some limits beyond which I will not go.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:02 PM   #249832
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There are some limits beyond which I will not go.
Moi aussi, which is why I didn't say it myself.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:09 PM   #249833
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Mainly I saw huge testicles and a butt.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:12 PM   #249834
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...because freedom from possessions equals paradise.
If my 10 year old says this then that's it, I'm quitting everything and moving.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:12 PM   #249835
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Mainly I saw huge testicles and a butt.
Either you're having a boy or my neighbor flashed you too.

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Old 12-03-2012, 08:13 PM   #249836
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:14 PM   #249837
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Mainly I saw huge testicles and a butt.
Your baby? He sounds like a badass, so he needs a badass name. I'm thinking something that starts with a 'C' and ends with an 'onrad'.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:14 PM   #249838
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If my 10 year old says this then that's it, I'm quitting everything and moving.
Not a Janis Joplin fan, huh?
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:16 PM   #249839
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Not a Janis Joplin fan, huh?
I am, yes but I don't want her to be yet.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:17 PM   #249840
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I am, yes but I don't want her to be yet.
I meant her, Bobby.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:18 PM   #249841
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I meant her, Bobby.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:19 PM   #249842
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I've missed you.
Well, I was kinda distracted for a while, as you know, but I missed you as well.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:20 PM   #249843
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Well, I was kinda distracted for a while, as you know, but I missed you as well.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:21 PM   #249844
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I bet I'd be missed too if I put a pair of tits up.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:21 PM   #249845
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Yes, I know. Just stating fact.
I appreciate it. Your affection is a nice thing in my universe.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:22 PM   #249846
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I bet I'd be missed too if I put a pair of tits up.
You're having Pete and Johnny stay at your house?
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:22 PM   #249847
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You're having Pete and Johnny stay at your house?
You seem to really like my one-liners.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:23 PM   #249848
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:23 PM   #249849
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:24 PM   #249850
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