Old 12-03-2012, 01:54 PM   #249776
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:30 PM   #249777
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:39 PM   #249778
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:45 PM   #249779
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Naaah. I'm good. I'll take the longer way around.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:47 PM   #249780
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Naaah. I'm good. I'll take the longer way around.
No sweat, easy day. You have a chain to hang onto.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:48 PM   #249781
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Naaah. I'm good. I'll take the longer way around.
Me too. That's not up to code.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:56 PM   #249782
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:58 PM   #249783
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:13 PM   #249784
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:22 PM   #249785
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:26 PM   #249786
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Might as well. I can't ever find anything else down there.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:29 PM   #249787
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Naaah. I'm good. I'll take the longer way around.
You do NOT want to hear Paul Simon singing "Slip, sliding away" when you're on it!!
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:31 PM   #249788
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There must be fifty ways to die an unspeakably horrifying death.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:37 PM   #249790
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I'd bet all the change on the bottom of my purse that you aren't who you say you are.

Okay, maybe just the pennies and nickles.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:58 PM   #249791
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:20 PM   #249793
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Where's Mikey?
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 05:23 PM   #249794
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I just broke my phone, again. I can only see the bottom left corner of the screen.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:40 PM   #249795
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Laughing at the shitstain busters up in here trying to keep that bloody nose pic thread boosted like it's supposed to say something that the back of the fucker's head didn't already.

Too bad none of that red sauce and DNA flavoring was found on the body. The best squawk was done derped way back last spring. Stay pressed.

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Old 12-03-2012, 05:49 PM   #249796
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:50 PM   #249797
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Okay, maybe just the pennies and nickles.
You must be talking about me.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:55 PM   #249798
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:04 PM   #249799
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Why? Who do you say you are?
Legend.
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Old 12-03-2012, 06:06 PM   #249800
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Why? Who do you say you are?
Rhetoric! Game and match!
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