Old 12-03-2012, 07:47 PM   #249776
Wings
Zucchini Muffin
 
Wings's Avatar
 
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 26,939
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanH View Post
Perch and fries. YW.
Thank you now she can sing "I'll leave my merchandise while I sit on this perch and fries"
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:47 PM   #249777
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,796
Slice mice.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:48 PM   #249778
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,796
...while I mack on Heidi Fleiss.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:48 PM   #249779
Wings
Zucchini Muffin
 
Wings's Avatar
 
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 26,939
I don't think you guys get it. She's been writing this song for two hours, two hours of hearing this same line about merchandise. I might muzzle her.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:49 PM   #249780
Sean
nihilistictechnofetishist
 
Sean's Avatar
 
Sean is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it
Posts: 89,853
Quote:
Originally Posted by WingedKiss View Post
Thank you now she can sing "I'll leave my merchandise while I chew on this perch and fries"
Cole Porter had nothing on me.
__________________
There is always a point at which the terrorist ceases to manipulate the media gestalt. A point at which the violence may well escalate, but beyond which the terrorist has become symptomatic of the media gestalt itself. Terrorism as we ordinarily understand it is innately media-related.

William Gibson
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:50 PM   #249781
islandman
 
islandman's Avatar
 
islandman is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Twenty-Deuce
Posts: 68,168
I'll leave my merchandise while I drink some orange Slice.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:50 PM   #249782
Wings
Zucchini Muffin
 
Wings's Avatar
 
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 26,939
Props to my son who just walked through the room and said "yeah, they can't all be winners"
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:51 PM   #249783
islandman
 
islandman's Avatar
 
islandman is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Twenty-Deuce
Posts: 68,168
I'm better at limericks.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:51 PM   #249784
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,796
...while I make my mama herring n spice.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:53 PM   #249785
islandman
 
islandman's Avatar
 
islandman is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Twenty-Deuce
Posts: 68,168
...while I play with the titmice.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:53 PM   #249786
blobfish
Literotica Guru
 
blobfish is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 23,151
Lurchin' dice.
__________________
orangelikeacarrot (at) gmail (dot) com
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:54 PM   #249787
islandman
 
islandman's Avatar
 
islandman is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Twenty-Deuce
Posts: 68,168
I'll leave my merchandise because all good girls are made of sugar and spice.


I'm out!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:54 PM   #249788
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,796
...because freedom from possessions equals paradise.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:54 PM   #249789
bluemuse
alma complicada
 
bluemuse's Avatar
 
bluemuse is offline
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: just out of reach
Posts: 14,266
Not even five o'clock and I want to put my jammies on and curl up on the couch.
__________________
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye
*The Little Prince*
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:54 PM   #249790
Sean
nihilistictechnofetishist
 
Sean's Avatar
 
Sean is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it
Posts: 89,853
The performing rights society just employed a dozen or so assassins.
__________________
There is always a point at which the terrorist ceases to manipulate the media gestalt. A point at which the violence may well escalate, but beyond which the terrorist has become symptomatic of the media gestalt itself. Terrorism as we ordinarily understand it is innately media-related.

William Gibson
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:56 PM   #249791
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,796
...in order to punish the heinous crime of rhyming "merchandise" with "fries."
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:56 PM   #249792
islandman
 
islandman's Avatar
 
islandman is offline
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Twenty-Deuce
Posts: 68,168
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrinator View Post
...because freedom from possessions equals paradise.
Winner!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:58 PM   #249793
Sean
nihilistictechnofetishist
 
Sean's Avatar
 
Sean is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it
Posts: 89,853
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrinator View Post
...in order to punish the heinous crime of rhyming "merchandise" with "fries."
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
__________________
There is always a point at which the terrorist ceases to manipulate the media gestalt. A point at which the violence may well escalate, but beyond which the terrorist has become symptomatic of the media gestalt itself. Terrorism as we ordinarily understand it is innately media-related.

William Gibson
 

Old 12-03-2012, 07:59 PM   #249794
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,796
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanH View Post
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
If you had said "Freedom fries" I would have loved it.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:00 PM   #249795
Sean
nihilistictechnofetishist
 
Sean's Avatar
 
Sean is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it
Posts: 89,853
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrinator View Post
If you had said "Freedom fries" I would have loved it.
There are some limits beyond which I will not go.
__________________
There is always a point at which the terrorist ceases to manipulate the media gestalt. A point at which the violence may well escalate, but beyond which the terrorist has become symptomatic of the media gestalt itself. Terrorism as we ordinarily understand it is innately media-related.

William Gibson
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:02 PM   #249796
Peregrinator
Hooded On A Hill
 
Peregrinator's Avatar
 
Peregrinator is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Solvitur Ambulando
Posts: 91,796
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanH View Post
There are some limits beyond which I will not go.
Moi aussi, which is why I didn't say it myself.
__________________
My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent
of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley

"Your amiable slut makes the best of cooks."
~Dr. Steven Maturin, in The Surgeon's Mate, by Patrick O'Brian

"I saw you earlier, on the Discovery channel. You were terrorizing the nesting seabirds on the cliffs. You were totally awesome when you caught one of those somebitches in midair."
~StonedFox, to me.

There are some whose words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing. (Proverbs 12:18)
"You're confident but kind, articulate and slightly bent."
~SheRem, to me.





This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:09 PM   #249797
cookiejar
Little Mrs. Viagra
 
cookiejar is offline
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Adirondacks
Posts: 35,346
Mainly I saw huge testicles and a butt.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:12 PM   #249798
Wings
Zucchini Muffin
 
Wings's Avatar
 
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 26,939
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peregrinator View Post
...because freedom from possessions equals paradise.
If my 10 year old says this then that's it, I'm quitting everything and moving.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:12 PM   #249799
Wings
Zucchini Muffin
 
Wings's Avatar
 
Wings is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 26,939
Quote:
Originally Posted by cookiejar View Post
Mainly I saw huge testicles and a butt.
Either you're having a boy or my neighbor flashed you too.

Congrats.
 

Old 12-03-2012, 08:13 PM   #249800
JohnnySavage
scapolo
 
JohnnySavage's Avatar
 
JohnnySavage is offline
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Appalachian American
Posts: 39,854
After waiting 10 days, the Beloved Redskins are back on the field! #HTTR
 
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:14 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.