Old 12-02-2012, 09:43 AM   #249576
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She's also whiny, lazy, never happy and has no money management skills, so sure.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 09:51 AM   #249577
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Being blonde apparently makes the rest of the not so good qualities disappear.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 09:53 AM   #249578
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I noticed that. I've been dyeing mine dark since I was a teenager. Apparently that was a mistake.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 10:10 AM   #249579
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This is the eighties and Loc is down with the ladies

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Old 12-02-2012, 10:12 AM   #249580
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:15 AM   #249581
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:21 AM   #249582
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:17 AM   #249583
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I noticed that. I've been dyeing mine dark since I was a teenager. Apparently that was a mistake.

You're both much better as brunettes, in my opinion anyway..
 

Old 12-02-2012, 12:08 PM   #249584
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Rude awakening.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 12:09 PM   #249585
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:22 PM   #249586
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:25 PM   #249587
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:49 PM   #249588
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I asked the hot guy for a facial.


Massage.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 12:49 PM   #249589
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:51 PM   #249590
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Mmhmmm. I'm still flying high on my awesome night. Shhh.

Last edited by WingedKiss : 12-02-2012 at 12:54 PM. Reason: I'm not flaying anything.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 12:53 PM   #249591
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i think i need to bathe in asses'' milk - i feel like a prune right now.

a stuffed prune, admittedly...
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:54 PM   #249592
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:55 PM   #249593
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nice av
thank you. I'm in the mood to switch them up lately.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 12:56 PM   #249594
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reminds me I need to get my nails done before saturday, work's xmas do
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:04 PM   #249595
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Mmhmmm. I'm still flaying high on my awesome night. Shhh.

Nonsense. You've been flaying silly commenters for, like, for..ever.

 

Old 12-02-2012, 01:05 PM   #249596
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reminds me I need to get my nails done before saturday, work's xmas do
wait...her titty avatar makes you think about your nails?

that's like me looking at your boobs and then playing a crossword puzzle!
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:11 PM   #249597
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Mmhmmm. I'm still flying high on my awesome night. Shhh.
I know.

I got that text at 4:27am ET.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 01:13 PM   #249598
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That figures. They are so androgynous, at that age.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 01:27 PM   #249599
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wait...her titty avatar makes you think about your nails?

that's like me looking at your boobs and then playing a crossword puzzle!
lol, yes, because her hand looks nice and tits (whilst awesome) aren't such a huge deal to me, mainly cos i got 'em all the time. my hands, on the other hand, look dried out and the nails are dreadful from working with the steamer and sorting stuff for sale. and since I've got the xmas do saturday, I need to get that fixed asap!

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Old 12-02-2012, 01:30 PM   #249600
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That figures. They are so androgynous, at that age.


How dare you use a multisyllabic word like that in a place like this !!


The nerve !


 
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