Old 11-30-2012, 08:28 PM   #249451
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Understood.

I bet if that guy can build a bookshelf with his penis, you can change the oil in your car with your boob.
It was the circular saw that made me cringe.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:28 PM   #249452
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:32 PM   #249453
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It was the circular saw that made me cringe.
Me too, but then I decided that there's no way he would have put his penis that close to the blade.

I assumed a stunt-penis was used.
 

Old 11-30-2012, 08:33 PM   #249454
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:33 PM   #249455
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It's Saturday! No school. Let's watch cartoons! circa 1969 This old wench was in High School. 2012, and my things have changed....
Not here.

It's almost 5pm Friday.

The GB can get fun, now.

SeanH is eight hours ahead, and ought to be passing out at any moment.

The rest of us will be drinking and carrying on and pissing all over his unconscious body. Even the girls.

Then we will draw him new eyebrows and a goatee, and make sport of him.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:34 PM   #249456
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:35 PM   #249457
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:36 PM   #249458
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:36 PM   #249459
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LAUREL!! I just want to be able to capitalize things in a row without using a stupid emoticon. Please give me that ability or I'm going to start putting STUPID embarrassed faces where they don't belong.
 

Old 11-30-2012, 08:37 PM   #249460
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In yellow stockings.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:37 PM   #249461
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:37 PM   #249462
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:38 PM   #249463
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Today I wore maroon ones.
 

Old 11-30-2012, 08:39 PM   #249464
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LAUREL!! I just want to be able to capitalize things in a row without using a stupid emoticon. Please give me that ability or I'm going to start putting STUPID embarrassed faces where they don't belong.
Oh, don't pester her.

We can work around this without bothering her.

She has a lot to deal with.

Everything is as it should be right now.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:42 PM   #249465
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"Way Low Cocoa!"
Emily is an elephant.

And you can't have a circus without an elephant.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:42 PM   #249466
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:43 PM   #249467
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:47 PM   #249468
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Today I wore maroon ones.
And now you've changed everything.

Millions of potential universes will never exist because of your choice.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:53 PM   #249469
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:54 PM   #249470
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WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:56 PM   #249471
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WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?
And now you see how one insane person can change the world.
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Old 11-30-2012, 09:03 PM   #249472
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yay for repeats- Mariah and her girls are onstage. She sounds just fine. Rockefeller Center made a good decision.
 

Old 11-30-2012, 10:26 PM   #249473
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yay for repeats- Mariah and her girls are onstage. She sounds just fine. Rockefeller Center made a good decision.
Probably a good timeline.
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:15 PM   #249474
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Old 11-30-2012, 11:19 PM   #249475
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