Old 11-30-2012, 04:15 PM   #249401
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My husband got excited when I told him his sister is coming over to have a sex party with us.

She came over early and surprised us.

 

Old 11-30-2012, 04:28 PM   #249402
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HR PufNStuf? oh em gee

you gotta be a brit

ok, maybe not as it was made in america, but i watched it donkey's years ago here in ukland
Consider it a gift from America. As usual, you thank us by screwing us over with your Pop Idol bullshit.
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Old 11-30-2012, 04:38 PM   #249403
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Old 11-30-2012, 04:40 PM   #249404
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Old 11-30-2012, 04:43 PM   #249405
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I don't click on foreign links.
it's just a hardcore porn site with a heavy viral load.
 

Old 11-30-2012, 04:46 PM   #249406
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it's just a hardcore porn site with a heavy viral load.
I already have a heavy viral load. Kiss me?
 

Old 11-30-2012, 04:47 PM   #249407
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That is bizarre— there is no other word for it.

 

Old 11-30-2012, 04:57 PM   #249408
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well, its beeroclock on friday...I'm outta here
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:03 PM   #249409
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:07 PM   #249410
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Did you get it?

When should I expect it in the mail???????
 

Old 11-30-2012, 05:10 PM   #249411
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:14 PM   #249412
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:15 PM   #249413
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I never thought I'd see the day when I'd start to wonder if it's safer to invest in Russia than it is in the U.S.


At least the Russians aren't threatening to take half my income.



 

Old 11-30-2012, 05:16 PM   #249414
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I never thought I'd see the day when I'd start to wonder if it's safer to invest in Russia than it is in the U.S.


At least the Russians aren't threatening to take half my income.




Let's see you kneel before Putin then.
 

Old 11-30-2012, 05:24 PM   #249415
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:27 PM   #249416
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My tushie is the most lovely shade of red. Quite festive, really.

*happy sigh*
 

Old 11-30-2012, 05:29 PM   #249417
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My tushie is the most lovely shade of red. Quite festive, really.

*happy sigh*
*raises eyebrow*
 

Old 11-30-2012, 05:31 PM   #249418
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My tushie is the most lovely shade of red. Quite festive, really.

*happy sigh*

Pics or gtfo.

 

Old 11-30-2012, 05:32 PM   #249419
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:37 PM   #249420
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:45 PM   #249421
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:49 PM   #249422
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Open your eyes to the ways of the world, my son— the promises of kings have no value, they can claim expedience. If this Shah or the next, or even your great general has to choose between your life and something of more value to them, which would they choose? Put no trust in princes, politicians, or generals, they will sell you, your family, and your heritage for a pinch of salt to put on a plate of rice they won't even bother to taste.

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Old 11-30-2012, 05:51 PM   #249423
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 11-30-2012, 05:52 PM   #249424
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Blurt?
Mall Blurt, Paul Cop?
 

Old 11-30-2012, 06:04 PM   #249425
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