Old 11-25-2012, 10:50 AM   #248576
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Reason #23,187,634 why Wikipedia is fun - from the entry on the Oxford comma:

Excellent.

I cannot help but note a separate paragraph discussion contained in the article: Unresolved ambiguity.


 

Old 11-25-2012, 10:51 AM   #248577
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I'm quite upset Clemson's offense did not show up last night against the South Carolina Chickens.
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:55 AM   #248578
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I'm quite upset Clemson's offense did not show up last night against the South Carolina Chickens.
Here, this will cheer you up. http://www.xvideos.com/video3161055/...pussy_and_fuck
 

Old 11-25-2012, 10:55 AM   #248579
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:56 AM   #248580
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:58 AM   #248581
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:58 AM   #248582
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I think what bothers me the most is never getting closure.
closure is the #2 fantasy for girls, right behind the whole "knight in shining armor riding in on a white horse to rescue me" thing.

real closure is like an episode of CSI - we have to piece it together from the bits and pieces, the actions and words and memories that linger. it's never perfect, it's never complete, we almost never have the chance to say what needs saying, to have the last word, to be "understood".

it is what it is, and often it sucks.
 

Old 11-25-2012, 11:01 AM   #248583
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Old 11-25-2012, 11:07 AM   #248584
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:00 PM   #248585
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I did. Now it's $425 million.
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:17 PM   #248586
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I think what bothers me the most is never getting closure.
There's no such thing.

There's just you, who knows happened, and another, who's trying to flee from it.
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:57 PM   #248587
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I'm sitting at Perkins next to a group of people, there is a guy in the group lecturing one of the college students about not having casual sex, he thinks it's bad.


Irony here? He and I used to fuck like bunnies a few years ago but we never even knew each other's last names. Now THAT has made my day.
 

Old 11-25-2012, 01:06 PM   #248588
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:07 PM   #248589
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I'm sitting at Perkins next to a group of people, there is a guy in the group lecturing one of the college students about not having casual sex, he thinks it's bad.


Irony here? He and I used to fuck like bunnies a few years ago but we never even knew each other's last names. Now THAT has made my day.
What kind of pie did you have?
 

Old 11-25-2012, 01:11 PM   #248590
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No pie, yummy, buttery pancakes.
 

Old 11-25-2012, 01:13 PM   #248591
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:14 PM   #248592
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There is closure when I know which bridge their bodies are poured into.
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I'm sitting at Perkins next to a group of people, there is a guy in the group lecturing one of the college students about not having casual sex, he thinks it's bad.

Irony here? He and I used to fuck like bunnies a few years ago but we never even knew each other's last names. Now THAT has made my day.
People are very fucked up, mostly.

It comes from parents who have a genetic desire to have children, and then have no idea how to deal with them once they're there.

If I seem a bit off the beam, at the moment, it's because I've been watching "Fringe," and I've discovered something —

Killing people doesn't alter anything of significance.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:15 PM   #248593
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I like to make crepes and smother them in maple syrup. Or wrap bacon up in them.
 

Old 11-25-2012, 01:17 PM   #248594
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People are very fucked up, mostly.

It comes from parents who have a genetic desire to have children, and then have no idea how to deal with them once they're there.

If I seem a bit off the beam, at the moment, it's because I've been watching "Fringe," and I've discovered something —

Killing people doesn't alter anything of significance.
It took a fictional television show to teach you that?
 

Old 11-25-2012, 01:43 PM   #248595
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It took a fictional television show to teach you that?
No, it was something I knew from the start.

But somehow living life buried it.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:49 PM   #248596
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It took a fictional television show to teach you that?
I've been taught by experience.

But we tend to sublimate experiences which don't agree with how we want things to be.

Sometimes trivial things can snap them all together.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:02 PM   #248597
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Good lord, I'm glad I don't choose to live with that level of paranoia, hate, and hostility. I probably would have offed myself by now. Note to self: Don't go into that thread again.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:24 PM   #248598
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The Vikings suck
Once upon a time, their defensive line was fearsome.
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Once upon a time, their defensive line was fearsome.
I was always a fan of their offense. They used to kick some Byzantine ass.
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