Old 11-14-2012, 12:26 PM   #247326
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:29 PM   #247327
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:31 PM   #247328
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:38 PM   #247329
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:38 PM   #247330
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1. the jets suck. stop pretending they matter or someone is going to get hurt.

2. fuck you, felicia. i don't wanna watch space janitors. give me episode 7, damn you.

3. i smell bad.

that is all.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 12:42 PM   #247331
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2. fuck you, felicia.
Sacrilege!
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Old 11-14-2012, 12:45 PM   #247332
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tell her to stop being lazy. entertain me!!!
 

Old 11-14-2012, 12:49 PM   #247333
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...and this is why alex morgan > hope solo
 

Old 11-14-2012, 01:07 PM   #247334
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...and this is why alex morgan > hope solo
I have groped solo many times to thoughts of them.
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:17 PM   #247335
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:19 PM   #247336
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:26 PM   #247338
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i smell better now. hooray.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 01:26 PM   #247340
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If you do not know what a collar stay is you should not be presenting to clients.....
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:27 PM   #247341
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:28 PM   #247342
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:28 PM   #247343
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what is a collar stay? it sounds kinda kinky.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 01:29 PM   #247344
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the skat board is over that way----->
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what is a collar stay? it sounds kinda kinky.
Amazingly enough it makes you collar stay in place. The person that named it was very creative.



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Amazingly enough it makes you collar stay in place. The person that named it was very creative.



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Do you ever wear collar bars? Those always strike me as very sophisticated, although no one uses them anymore.
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Old 11-14-2012, 01:37 PM   #247348
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oh, yeah, i've seen those.
i prefered my mental image though.
 

Old 11-14-2012, 01:38 PM   #247349
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Do you ever wear collar bars? Those always strike me as very sophisticated, although no one uses them anymore.
I still see them on some of my Vegas clients....but they also still wear asshole shirts (blueshirt/white collar).
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I still see them on some of my Vegas clients....but they also still wear asshole shirts (blueshirt/white collar).
The old Gekko Special.
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