Old 11-05-2012, 11:36 AM   #246151
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As a kid I captured a tarantula, scorpion, and black widow and put them all in the same aquarium. The tarantula was dead and wrapped up in one day. The black widow and scorpion just left each other alone....

Tarantula wasps are the coolest. They stun the tarantula and then lay an egg in it. The egg hatches a few weeks later and the larva eats it alive....

Parasitic brooders are the coolest! That said, "tarantula wasp" sounds like something that would infest a country club.
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Old 11-05-2012, 12:30 PM   #246152
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Old 11-05-2012, 12:35 PM   #246153
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don't need to poison them, just lay out some of those spider traps.



then you can scrape them off into a pan, fry 'em up with some olive oil, stir in some scrambled eggs, and it's breakfast time!
I may hurl.
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Old 11-05-2012, 12:41 PM   #246154
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I may hurl.
Beijing street food stand:



Virtual ipecac. Dare I say, e-metic?
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Old 11-05-2012, 12:42 PM   #246155
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what, you don't like scrambled eggs?
 

Old 11-05-2012, 12:53 PM   #246156
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I can't get warm today. The little one will be taking a nap soon and I'm going to join her.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 12:56 PM   #246157
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Inglorious bastards...I like when they put a bullet in his buddy right after that...then carve him
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Old 11-05-2012, 01:33 PM   #246158
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Olympic sport? Oh, wait - that's curling. Sorry
 

Old 11-05-2012, 01:34 PM   #246159
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what, you don't like scrambled eggs?
I like mine with a dash of curry powder.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 01:36 PM   #246160
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Virtual ipecac. Dare I say, e-metic?
That looks more appetizing than the rice bugs they eat in Thailand. Now those are disgusting.

http://importfood.com/thai_insects.html
 

Old 11-05-2012, 01:52 PM   #246161
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I make the "jerk off" motion way too much to not actually have a dick.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 02:09 PM   #246162
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I make the "jerk off" motion way too much to not actually have a dick.
you're covering my half, then.
i never use that gesture
 

Old 11-05-2012, 02:12 PM   #246163
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Maybe Santa will bring you a strap-on for Christmas
 

Old 11-05-2012, 02:34 PM   #246164
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Stupid dream. A man telling me we're moving out of our home because he's in the same sorta trouble I'm in, only worse.

Snakes.

Snakes fucking everywhere. Sif I'd live with a man.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 02:36 PM   #246165
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Swedish House. Not to be confused with 3/6.

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Old 11-05-2012, 02:36 PM   #246166
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Stupid dream. A man telling me we're moving out of our home because he's in the same sorta trouble I'm in, only worse.

Snakes.

Snakes fucking everywhere. Sif I'd live with a man.
i think i'd rather have snakes than have to deal with the whole baby-mama-scorpion issues
 

Old 11-05-2012, 02:39 PM   #246167
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i think i'd rather have snakes than have to deal with the whole baby-mama-scorpion issues
NO, you wouldn't. I'm talking snakes of the human kind.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 02:47 PM   #246168
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NO, you wouldn't. I'm talking snakes of the human kind.
OOOOoooooohhhh
gotcha

sounds like a pretty shitty sitch sorry buddy
 

Old 11-05-2012, 02:55 PM   #246169
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It was a dream. I hate it when my job starts worming its way into my dreams.

Time for a holiday. I haven't had a goddamned holiday since, well... since the last time I guess. Which was... ages ago.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 03:12 PM   #246170
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It was a dream. I hate it when my job starts worming its way into my dreams.

Time for a holiday. I haven't had a goddamned holiday since, well... since the last time I guess. Which was... ages ago.
so start planning one now, even if it's a year until you can go.
having something fun to look forward to is a good pick-me-up
 

Old 11-05-2012, 03:16 PM   #246171
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Ha! I booked and paid for a holiday months ago.

Counting the days, Pete. Counting the days.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 03:17 PM   #246172
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Virtual ipecac. Dare I say, e-metic?
Belut = ipecac. I have always thought of myself as adventurous when it comes to food. I guess I give myself too much credit.
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Old 11-05-2012, 03:18 PM   #246173
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what, you don't like scrambled eggs?
With green chilies and cheese.
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Old 11-05-2012, 04:57 PM   #246174
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Ha! I booked and paid for a holiday months ago.

Counting the days, Pete. Counting the days.
nice

coming over here to washington dc, gonna see the capital of the free world? our street vendor hot dogs are the best!!
 

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With green chilies and cheese.
chilies and cheese, hold the scorpions.
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