Old 11-05-2012, 07:46 AM   #246151
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Old 11-05-2012, 07:54 AM   #246152
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:10 AM   #246153
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.




In the High School halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out

In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
 

Old 11-05-2012, 08:40 AM   #246154
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Too funny!

Please! If you looked anything at the age of twenty as you do now... *sigh* I say she wasn't even home!
aw, you're too sweet

no she was probably home but just waiting for the annoying lawn kid to finish up and hit the road so she could invite farrah faucett over and smear suntan lotion on each other
 

Old 11-05-2012, 08:43 AM   #246155
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:52 AM   #246156
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Old 11-05-2012, 08:55 AM   #246158
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:05 AM   #246161
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:10 AM   #246162
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Ayup. I've had a couple o' those muhself.
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:12 AM   #246163
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Yes, it does wonders for making Mondays fantastic. And the rest of the week as well.
 

Old 11-05-2012, 09:46 AM   #246164
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Not really...it's just flurries!
Last year out biggest snowfall was on Halloween!
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:49 AM   #246166
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:42 AM   #246168
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:42 AM   #246169
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Wake up as normal this morning around 5am, sneak out of the room quietly as not to wake the wife. The dogs follow me out and down the stairs as I head toward the coffee pot that is already full. The first light a turn on is the stove light. But this morning I stopped just short. I do not know why ....just had a weird feeling. Reached over and flipped on the kitchen lights. On the ground at my feet is a 1 inch long scorpion....

Walked to the coffee table were I rolled up the latest issue of Golf Digest... 250 pages of ads, and 50 of articles. Whacked said scorpion in to the tile.....

100's of baby scorpions that were on its back scramble in 100 different directions.

Moral of the story...do not simply whack large scorpions. I knew this, but it did not register at 5am.
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:45 AM   #246170
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Wake up as normal this morning around 5am, sneak out of the room quietly as not to wake the wife. The dogs follow me out and down the stairs as I head toward the coffee pot that is already full. The first light a turn on is the stove light. But this morning I stopped just short. I do not know why ....just had a weird feeling. Reached over and flipped on the kitchen lights. On the ground at my feet is a 1 inch long scorpion....

Walked to the coffee table were I rolled up the latest issue of Golf Digest... 250 pages of ads, and 50 of articles. Whacked said scorpion in to the tile.....

100's of baby scorpions that were on its back scramble in 100 different directions.

Moral of the story...do not simply whack large scorpions. I knew this, but it did not register at 5am.
dude where do you live, tombstone?
 

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Old 11-05-2012, 10:50 AM   #246172
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dude where do you live, tombstone?
No...

Have been in this house 2 years with out seeing a scorpion. I failed to tell the wife about this mornings incident as she will freak. Besides..I think I killed all the babies.

There is no such thing as scorpion poison. Nothing kills them. The best you can do is spray the yard for the crickets they eat.

I would rather put up with scorpions than mosquitoes and roaches.....
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are the little ones dangerous?
None of the common ones are dangerous unless you are allergic, or a very small dog, or a infant. Being stung is equal to a bee sting.


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Old 11-05-2012, 10:53 AM   #246175
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Wake up as normal this morning around 5am, sneak out of the room quietly as not to wake the wife. The dogs follow me out and down the stairs as I head toward the coffee pot that is already full. The first light a turn on is the stove light. But this morning I stopped just short. I do not know why ....just had a weird feeling. Reached over and flipped on the kitchen lights. On the ground at my feet is a 1 inch long scorpion....

Walked to the coffee table were I rolled up the latest issue of Golf Digest... 250 pages of ads, and 50 of articles. Whacked said scorpion in to the tile.....

100's of baby scorpions that were on its back scramble in 100 different directions.

Moral of the story...do not simply whack large scorpions. I knew this, but it did not register at 5am.
I would have sprayed it with a CO2 fire extiguisher. You could have frozen them all in place. And stored them with Ted Williams head.
 
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