Old 11-03-2012, 02:22 PM   #245926
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What in the fresh hell is this?

I must look odd today.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 02:27 PM   #245927
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:32 PM   #245928
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I'm pretty good with my hand(s) and mouth.

My brain, on the other hand...
You'd be a natural for the daily 9 a.m. RWCJ....

if only you were a guy.....
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:45 PM   #245929
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:54 PM   #245930
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Laurel is a smart.

I had a weird dream last night: I went to WingedKiss' house, and Leonard from Big Bang Theory and Phelia were there. Leonard asked if we wanted to take a ride in his flying RV. I was scared, but I said that I would. Before we left (WK stayed down below in her house), Leonard told me to pee first, but I said I didn't have to, to which he replied "you'd better go before we leave, trust me", but I still didn't. We got in, and he took the RV up in the air. We were flying over Los Angeles, and he started doing flips and nosedives around all the landmarks. We landed for a break before going back up and I got out and asked WK if I could use her iPad to look up pictures of guys peeing, and she said "are you sure you don't want pictures of fellatio?" and her whole face turned into a winking emoticon. Then I woke up.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:00 PM   #245931
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My whole face DOES turn into a winking emoticon when I discuss male on male fellatio.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 03:07 PM   #245932
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My whole face DOES turn into a winking emoticon when I discuss male on male fellatio.
Well, I'm hoping that you were thinking of Phelia and not Leonard, but I'm probably fooling myself.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:58 PM   #245933
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:32 PM   #245934
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:43 PM   #245935
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Well hold on to your pony tail because I'm about to ask her how clean her floors are.
Holy Hell is that funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Old 11-03-2012, 04:53 PM   #245936
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:11 PM   #245937
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:18 PM   #245938
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Magic Mike or Moonrise Kingdom? I really can't decide.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 05:41 PM   #245939
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:49 PM   #245940
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:51 PM   #245941
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it's not cool *pout* uncoolness!!!
i wanted to be done with it today,
but now i'll be at it tomorrow too.
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:55 PM   #245942
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it's not cool *pout* uncoolness!!!
i wanted to be done with it today,
but now i'll be at it tomorrow too.
of course it's cool dolf.
you're never quite done anyway
even when you're done.

tommorrow means something in your world.

The fuckers here just eat.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 06:01 PM   #245943
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the kids get home tomorrow,
so it'll be a rush to get it done.
varnishing will just have to wait a while.
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:02 PM   #245944
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Magic Mike or Moonrise Kingdom? I really can't decide.
moonrise kingdom.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 06:04 PM   #245945
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:06 PM   #245946
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Definitely not Magic Mike
i haven't seen it, but it looks stupid.

moonrise kingdom, however, is fucking amazing.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 06:16 PM   #245947
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i haven't seen it, but it looks stupid.

moonrise kingdom, however, is fucking amazing.
MM is awful. I haven't seen Moonrise Kingdom yet but will at some point.
 

Old 11-03-2012, 06:21 PM   #245948
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Todays happy thought

I wake up super early for my work day. And I'd just like to say how fecking happy I am that I'll get that "extra" hour tomorrow mornin'.

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Old 11-03-2012, 06:24 PM   #245949
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What in the fresh hell is this?

I must look odd today.
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:24 PM   #245950
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i've run out of floor tiles now
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moonrise kingdom, however, is fucking amazing.
This ^^^^^
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