Old 11-01-2012, 07:15 PM   #245676
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8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

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my kind of cock

yum!

but 60 euros?
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:18 PM   #245677
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my kind of cock

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but 60 euros?
Well, those aren't Hershey bars, Chippy.
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:21 PM   #245678
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Well, those aren't Hershey bars, Chippy.
granted, but they're very pretty. i just cannot justify to myself spending .. what? 30 something quid on a choccycock i would have to eat straight away
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:35 PM   #245679
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:49 PM   #245680
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:56 PM   #245681
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:18 PM   #245682
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:29 PM   #245683
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:23 PM   #245684
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:29 PM   #245685
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I just saw it a couple of months ago. I'm not sure if it was Garnet, but someone had a tit avatar that looked like Snoopy.
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:33 PM   #245686
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:42 PM   #245687
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:27 PM   #245688
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:32 PM   #245689
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Don't we all.
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:32 PM   #245690
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my kind of cock

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but 60 euros?
Judas priest! 60€ is about $100, right? You could get a real one for less than that.
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:34 PM   #245691
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:35 PM   #245692
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:39 PM   #245693
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:40 PM   #245696
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It should take at least three hours, maybe four.
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:53 PM   #245697
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:55 PM   #245698
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Old 11-02-2012, 12:57 AM   #245699
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:02 AM   #245700
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