Old 11-01-2012, 08:56 PM   #245676
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this is funny to me, since i've had pizza from no less than 20 different places throughout manhattan & brooklyn, and they all sucked ass.
 

Old 11-01-2012, 09:18 PM   #245677
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Old 11-01-2012, 09:29 PM   #245678
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:23 PM   #245679
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:29 PM   #245680
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So who were you before dorkfish? You weren't around for the Snoopy tits.
I just saw it a couple of months ago. I'm not sure if it was Garnet, but someone had a tit avatar that looked like Snoopy.
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:33 PM   #245681
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:42 PM   #245682
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:27 PM   #245683
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:32 PM   #245684
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I need a hot meal, a stiff drink, a long massage, and a sloppy blowjob.
Don't we all.
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:32 PM   #245685
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but 60 euros?
Judas priest! 60€ is about $100, right? You could get a real one for less than that.
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:34 PM   #245686
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:35 PM   #245687
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Don't we all.
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Just not in my hair, alright?
 

Old 11-01-2012, 11:39 PM   #245688
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:39 PM   #245689
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:40 PM   #245690
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Never the hair.

Not ever.
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:40 PM   #245691
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I want to give a long, hot, thorough, full body erotic massage with a very, very slow build up (don't blame the sadist for being a nasty tease) to a very happy ending for a very beautiful woman.

It should take at least three hours, maybe four.
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:53 PM   #245692
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Is that real time...

...or playgrounder time?
 

Old 11-01-2012, 11:55 PM   #245693
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:57 AM   #245694
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Old 11-02-2012, 02:02 AM   #245695
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They hit the max quota for mouth breathers. It's like a nightclub full of dudes with popped collars over there.
 

Old 11-02-2012, 02:11 AM   #245696
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Funny, the old, dead drama threads being bumped up by the equally old, desperate, fading drama queens in order to feed the new generation of desperate, future fading drama queens that are sinking slowly into the murk again, only to be half-assedly bumped up in greater desperation by the former.



Maybe it's that circle of life that Mufasa talked about...or something, I guess...
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Old 11-02-2012, 03:49 AM   #245697
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Old 11-02-2012, 03:50 AM   #245698
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Old 11-02-2012, 03:52 AM   #245699
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Old 11-02-2012, 04:15 AM   #245700
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The immortal pen of Horace, echoing as a voice through to today, makes me yearn for the sweet sting not felt by the men of my generation, nor even my parents'. Valor without purpose is eternally bitter. Give me purpose, so that the sweet tang of honor may never leave my lips.
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