Old 10-23-2012, 11:32 AM   #244376
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You should see where I live. It would be quicker to count the people who aren't in the KKK.

No point in getting mad about the threads. Just more attention-whoring and stupid people wanking each other. Par for the course on the GB.
If only I could parachute in and rescue you from the wingnuttery down there. You and your lady would love living here.

Through my frothing, I can see the value of those threads, at least I know now. Some of those people were under my radar.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 11:33 AM   #244377
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:33 AM   #244378
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:06 PM   #244379
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:10 PM   #244380
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:11 PM   #244381
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:17 PM   #244382
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:48 PM   #244383
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I feel like I could eat a whole pizza by myself right now. Rationally I know I couldn't do it, that I'd burst open like an overfilled trashbag, but I would really like to try.
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:50 PM   #244384
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I feel like I could eat a whole pizza by myself right now. Rationally I know I couldn't do it, that I'd burst open like an overfilled trashbag, but I would really like to try.
You should cut it into four pieces instead of eight. Then it won't be as much to eat.
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:53 PM   #244385
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:00 PM   #244386
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:00 PM   #244387
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:02 PM   #244388
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:06 PM   #244389
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I feel like I could eat a whole pizza by myself right now. Rationally I know I couldn't do it, that I'd burst open like an overfilled trashbag, but I would really like to try.

I just fold it in half and shove it in.

That actually applies in several aspects of my daily life.
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Old 10-23-2012, 02:14 PM   #244390
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I just fold it in half and shove it in.

That actually applies in several aspects of my daily life.
I hope you take a gentler approach with your sex life, though.
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Old 10-23-2012, 03:54 PM   #244391
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Old 10-23-2012, 04:29 PM   #244392
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He's worth about as much as the stinky moss on my roof that is nearly dead. Or maybe just the slime underneath it. Yet people still treat him with respect and give him birthday wishes. That is what's wrong with our world. It's like delivering a birthday cake to the local KKK unit with a handmade card. You can live with yourself doing that? Fine. You're a pretty poor excuse for a human being.
My BB thread was a joke. That's why I used the silly pictures.

And, for the record, the KKK does not have "grand poobahs", but rather Grand Wizards. Personally, I have only reached the rank of Knight in White Satin. You pretty much have to donate a shit ton of money to achieve any higher rank. It's like the Scientology of hate groups.
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My BB thread was a joke. That's why I used the silly pictures.

And, for the record, the KKK does not have "grand poobahs", but rather Grand Wizards. Personally, I have only reached the rank of Knight in White Satin. You pretty much have to donate a shit ton of money to achieve any higher rank. It's like the Scientology of hate groups.
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Old 10-23-2012, 04:37 PM   #244394
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I like her Sonny alt better. This one just talks about tater tots all day.
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Old 10-23-2012, 04:53 PM   #244395
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Just... try it and see how far you get.
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In my old days, I could eat an entire pizza in one sitting. If you think I'm disgusting now, you should have seen me then. I'm always improving. I hope I keel over before I start declining.
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By the way, it might be a little unfair to impugn Lifendeath and Tryharder about their BB threads. They're both a bit dim, so they probably don't know that TurnerLeaf is busybody.
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I feel like I could eat a whole pizza by myself right now. Rationally I know I couldn't do it, that I'd burst open like an overfilled trashbag, but I would really like to try.
Oh, and, as long as you're here... and this has nothing to do with pizza, but I think Peter_Carsten might have a case of Hitleritis. That's, of course, when a person comes into a position of power and tries to bend everyone to their will. I just think maybe you ought to keep an eye on him. Maybe he can be brought back, but, if not, there are several Germans there who are totally into the idea of free speech and would make excellent replacements.
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Old 10-23-2012, 05:07 PM   #244400
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