Old 10-23-2012, 09:09 AM   #244351
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you never came through on the baubles though
They are in the mail, but you know how slow the steam-ships sail these days; what with global warming and all.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 09:26 AM   #244352
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What's hard to believe is those things that are hard to believe... Like to believe that there are people that would do that... Or to believe that anyone would purport that that was done to them... Or to believe that anyone would believe that that was in fact what happened.

In tasty tid bit form - this blurb will be digested and passed long before any subsequent pertinent tid bit is offered that may shed more light upon it or any fact involved. The story itself - even if taken at face value - we believe or we don't. Beyond that, most won't care to invest any more - as they'll be gorging on the next tid bits on the conveyor belt. Yahoo!

Just a musing on what we've become in our mostly blind engorgements.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 09:45 AM   #244353
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Mmmm..., okay..., I just gotta ask.


Do you actually work or do you just post on Lit all day long ? See..., it seems to me that one of those old-timey "time and motion" guys could prove that, given the sheer volume of characters that you throw up here on Lit, it is theoretically impossible for you to do anything else— like, f'rinstance, have a real job.



Moi??
 

Old 10-23-2012, 09:56 AM   #244354
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Moi??

***laughing***

Oui, vous.


 

Old 10-23-2012, 09:57 AM   #244355
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***laughing***

Oui, vous.


How many characters do I portray?

And yes, I have a job.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 09:59 AM   #244356
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Dearest Dolf,

While I adore you, and would never in life tell you who you should post with, I do think you could use a simple reminder that when you quote one of the most ignored users, it kind of defeats the purpose of the ignore function for those of us who don't want to see what it's posting.

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Old 10-23-2012, 10:00 AM   #244357
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How many characters do I portray?

And yes, I have a job.


It's astounding. I need to learn how to do that. It is serious, world-class, multi-tasking.


I can't walk and chew gum.


 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:03 AM   #244358
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It's astounding. I need to learn how to do that. It is serious, world-class, multi-tasking.


I can't walk and chew gum.


To answer, even though you didn't answer my question, I get to work between 4:30 and 5:00am. I do my rounds, make sure things have progressed and by about 7 or 8 I get back to my office and I start pushing buttons. When I'm waiting for things to process I post on here. I regularly get home by 7 or 8 at night so while I'm required to be here while my employees are there are plenty of hours in the day to get all of my projects done.

Your condescending attitude is rather assholish, by the way.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:03 AM   #244359
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Plus, we multi-task like you breathe.

Hell, we couldn't think as slow as you if we tried.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:10 AM   #244360
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To answer, even though you didn't answer my question, I get to work between 4:30 and 5:00am. I do my rounds, make sure things have progressed and by about 7 or 8 I get back to my office and I start pushing buttons. When I'm waiting for things to process I post on here. I regularly get home by 7 or 8 at night so while I'm required to be here while my employees are there are plenty of hours in the day to get all of my projects done.

Your condescending attitude is rather assholish, by the way.


Thank you. That's very kind and greatly appreciated.


 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:11 AM   #244361
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Should have added a head pat.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:14 AM   #244362
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My added commentary was killer.

He'll never forget that burn.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:14 AM   #244363
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Old 10-23-2012, 10:18 AM   #244364
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To answer, even though you didn't answer my question, I get to work between 4:30 and 5:00am. I do my rounds, make sure things have progressed and by about 7 or 8 I get back to my office and I start pushing buttons. When I'm waiting for things to process I post on here. I regularly get home by 7 or 8 at night so while I'm required to be here while my employees are there are plenty of hours in the day to get all of my projects done.

Your condescending attitude is rather assholish, by the way.
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Old 10-23-2012, 10:18 AM   #244365
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How much money do spammers make?

It seems like a lot of work what with the making a new email, registering here, pasting some poorly written prose that's obvious spam, hoping 1 in a 1000 clicks on the link, then getting deleted by the mods.

Are they paid by the click?
 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:23 AM   #244366
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Three birthday threads for busybody? WTF?
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He's worth about as much as the stinky moss on my roof that is nearly dead. Or maybe just the slime underneath it. Yet people still treat him with respect and give him birthday wishes. That is what's wrong with our world. It's like delivering a birthday cake to the local KKK unit with a handmade card. You can live with yourself doing that? Fine. You're a pretty poor excuse for a human being.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 10:50 AM   #244369
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Old 10-23-2012, 10:50 AM   #244370
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Agreed.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 11:05 AM   #244371
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On the plus side, those threads provide the rest of us with an alert system for those most likely to be the Grand Poobahs of their local KKK units.
 

Old 10-23-2012, 11:09 AM   #244372
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He's worth about as much as the stinky moss on my roof that is nearly dead. Or maybe just the slime underneath it. Yet people still treat him with respect and give him birthday wishes. That is what's wrong with our world. It's like delivering a birthday cake to the local KKK unit with a handmade card. You can live with yourself doing that? Fine. You're a pretty poor excuse for a human being.














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Old 10-23-2012, 11:11 AM   #244373
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Three birthday threads for busybody? WTF?
Are the three original posters jockeying for position in busybody's affections, I wonder?
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:27 AM   #244375
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On the plus side, those threads provide the rest of us with an alert system for those most likely to be the Grand Poobahs of their local KKK units.

You should see where I live. It would be quicker to count the people who aren't in the KKK.

No point in getting mad about the threads. Just more attention-whoring and stupid people wanking each other. Par for the course on the GB.
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