Old 08-30-2012, 06:24 PM   #237326
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So she walks in the door and says, "Mmm...what's that smell?"

"It's Orange Cupcake"

She heads down the hall in her room and changes, then goes into the kitchen. Opens the stove, shuts the stove.
Opens the fridge, shuts the fridge. The same with the cabinets.
Then pops her head out of the kitchen. "Where's the orange cupcakes?"

"In the Sensie air freshener, you like?" (laughing)

The look on her face; priceless...
 

Old 08-30-2012, 06:33 PM   #237327
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Old 08-30-2012, 06:40 PM   #237328
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Useless joke things like these are what's depleting Earth's resources and end up clogging the landfills. Yeah, it's funny for the first time, but...really? This is the drunken b-day present you end up throwing away after wearing it once.
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Old 08-30-2012, 06:43 PM   #237329
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Funny, our different names for foods. I can't see anything that looks like a "roll" with that.

People here confuse "roll" with sushi when it's actually maki. But it's only because they're actually rolled up to be made. Ergo, "sushi rolls."

I know, man. It's confusing sometimes.

Basically we call it that name 'cos it's pork in a bread roll.
If a bread roll has an egg and bacon in it, we call it an egg and bacon roll.
If a bread roll has cheese and bacon on it, we call it a cheese and bacon roll.

It's the bread.
 

Old 08-30-2012, 06:52 PM   #237330
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Those are called pork rolls over here. Yum.
They're still called Banh Mi over here. Pork Roll is just the english translation used in some places.

Banh Mi is the correct name. It's just in Vietnamese, which is impractical, so it's translated.

Side note, banh mi is also the generic term used for "bread".
 

Old 08-30-2012, 07:02 PM   #237331
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Old 08-30-2012, 07:13 PM   #237332
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Is that stupid billboard still up in Anoka about her Miss America win or whatever from 25 years ago?
Not sure...

I would have blanked it from memory by now even if were still there.

It always amused me that Bachman was her nanny.
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Old 08-30-2012, 07:14 PM   #237333
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Not sure...

I would have blanked it from memory by now even if were still there.

It always amused me that Bachman was her nanny.
What?!? I didn't know that! How odd.
 

Old 08-30-2012, 07:16 PM   #237334
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What?!? I didn't know that! How odd.
Explains a lot really.

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Old 08-30-2012, 07:21 PM   #237335
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They're still called Banh Mi over here. Pork Roll is just the english translation used in some places.

Banh Mi is the correct name. It's just in Vietnamese, which is impractical, so it's translated.

Side note, banh mi is also the generic term used for "bread".
Makes sense.

I think zumi was just wondering why I called it a roll.
 

Old 08-30-2012, 07:24 PM   #237336
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Just imagine what McDonald's would call it, and feel better.
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Old 08-30-2012, 07:41 PM   #237337
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Just imagine what McDonald's would call it, and feel better.
I'm cool with pork roll. At least until I learn how to pronounce banh mi properly.

I'm not exactly going to rock up and pull a Molly. BANN MEEE?
 

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I'm cool with pork roll. At least until I learn how to pronounce banh mi properly.

I'm not exactly going to rock up and pull a Molly. BANN MEEE?
Even that might be preferable to "McPorkies TM"
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I guess so.
 

Old 08-30-2012, 08:55 PM   #237340
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I'm cool with pork roll. At least until I learn how to pronounce banh mi properly.

I'm not exactly going to rock up and pull a Molly. BANN MEEE?
See, I figured you guys down under would call it a sarnie or a butty like they do in merrie olde England.

We also have things called "wraps" which are semantically closer to being a roll since you have to roll them.

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Old 08-30-2012, 09:23 PM   #237341
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:30 PM   #237342
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Christ on a cracker I miss you.
 

Old 08-30-2012, 10:21 PM   #237345
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Awwww. BusyShit made yet another love thread dedicated to me and Zipman. It's like we hurt his fucking feelings or something.

And to no surprise, his new ass-kissing BFF hyperposting cipher Blobby is the only one boosting in it. You go, girls.
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Old 08-30-2012, 11:55 PM   #237350
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