Old 08-07-2012, 11:19 AM   #233426
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Either way, there's life on Mars and it's ready to serve you a delicious and refreshing mango-pineapple smoothie.
Along with a Mt McKinley Mac!
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:21 AM   #233427
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Along with a Mt McKinley Mac!
I don't know what a Mount McKinley Mac is.

Are you sure you're American?
 

Old 08-07-2012, 11:21 AM   #233428
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I wonder if I have enough time to make sweet passionate love to myself before I am due at work, and enjoy it as much as I really want too.
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:23 AM   #233429
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^^^Weirdo.
 

Old 08-07-2012, 11:24 AM   #233430
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^^^Weirdo.
Yeah, duh, he should obviously only be having angry hate fucking with himself.
 

Old 08-07-2012, 11:24 AM   #233431
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You can make bread on the sidewalk.....
bread may be difficult, but you could definitely fry up some eggs.
 

Old 08-07-2012, 11:24 AM   #233432
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I don't know what a Mount McKinley Mac is.

Are you sure you're American?
The passport says so, but I'm not that sure. Being an Alaskan and all... There's a right wing movement in Russia that says Alaska was just leased to the USA and now they want it back.
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:25 AM   #233433
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bread may be difficult, but you could definitely fry up some eggs.
cookies!
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:26 AM   #233434
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Yeah, duh, he should obviously only be having angry hate fucking with himself.
Perhaps he thinks that masturbation makes him bi?
 

Old 08-07-2012, 11:27 AM   #233435
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The passport says so, but I'm not that sure. Being an Alaskan and all... There's a right wing movement in Russia that says Alaska was just leased to the USA and now they want it back.
"they" being the Russians?
 

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Perhaps he thinks that masturbation makes him bi?
...and therefore should be tender and kind?
 

Old 08-07-2012, 11:34 AM   #233437
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"they" being the Russians?

Da...
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:35 AM   #233438
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...and therefore should be tender and kind?
What say you, Todd?


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Da...
Putin would just love to get his grubby little hands on it.
 

Old 08-07-2012, 11:38 AM   #233439
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Putin would just love to get his grubby little hands on it.
He could install a toll booth at the Bering Strait.
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Old 08-07-2012, 11:58 AM   #233441
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Perhaps he thinks that masturbation makes him bi?
me enjoying masturbating you makes me bi.
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Totally isolated blurt...

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Totally isolated blurt...

*popcorn*

if you are gonna watch I might as well lick it too!
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:18 PM   #233444
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me enjoying masturbating you makes me bi.
I don't know anyone who wouldn't enjoy it.


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if you are gonna watch I might as well lick it too!
Do her first.

She hasn't had any in about 10 years.
 

Old 08-07-2012, 12:24 PM   #233445
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I don't know anyone who wouldn't enjoy it.




Do her first.

She hasn't had any in about 10 years.
Did you miss my Tweets regarding this past weekend?

I just want to watch you guys.
 

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My local pizza place is anti-twitter, so I've left it.
 

Old 08-07-2012, 12:29 PM   #233447
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Old 08-07-2012, 12:30 PM   #233448
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My local pizza place is anti-twitter, so I've left it.
mediocre pie, eh?
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Have a thing for Todd, do you?
 

Old 08-07-2012, 12:43 PM   #233450
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