Old 07-30-2012, 09:40 PM   #231876
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why are our male divers so much better looking than our female divers? there's something wrong here.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 10:23 PM   #231877
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For the life of me, I cannot remember her pussy... except that it was ...good. She'd told me at the time I was 'Top 3'. No bullshit! And you know how she brags?
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:34 PM   #231878
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:55 PM   #231879
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:03 PM   #231880
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I don't think this is going to work.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 11:06 PM   #231881
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I don't think this is going to work.
but but...
 

Old 07-30-2012, 11:07 PM   #231882
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Thank you for the unintentional laugh.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 11:09 PM   #231883
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:11 PM   #231884
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I failed. Brought way too much sand back home in my suit bottom. I suck at this.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 11:18 PM   #231885
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:20 PM   #231886
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:22 PM   #231887
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I failed. Brought way too much sand back home in my suit bottom. I suck at this.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:24 PM   #231888
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Yeah. Invisible knapsack of privileges and shit like that. You aren't the first and you definitely won't be the last.
Yeah, yeah. I'm an evil white victimizing the helpless black people. You should give black Americans more credit. The girls in that photo were criminals. One looked like a monkey. Big fucking deal. Stop looking for racism in everything. That's Rory's job, and he's better at it.
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:24 PM   #231889
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:26 PM   #231890
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I can assist at removing said sand if needed
Don't do it.

First she'll have you going through her bottoms, next you'll be mowing her lawn.

And she's got a really, really big lawn!
 

Old 07-30-2012, 11:30 PM   #231891
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:35 PM   #231892
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:38 PM   #231893
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:45 PM   #231894
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You wouldn't wander why the fuck I stop talking to you when you can't remember who I am, where you met me, or my username. Sure, I get that some people have several different sites and don't always remember every single conversation, but when we have the same conversation every two days where you can't just not mention where I'm from(wrong), my name(wrong again), the site YOU pm'd me(yep, you guessed it, WRONG), and then dare to call me someone else's name. I mean, if you don't remember, at least pretend you do and shut your fucking mouth! Oh wait. I have an even better idea. Fucking ask! I don't mind refresing your memory. I do, however, have a problem with you constantly mentioning shit like you know who the fuck I am! Do we REALLY have to do this every two days? You'd think you'd at least remember not being able to remember me eventually!


Hm. I just realized this might actually make me look rather boring and forgetable. :P *sigh* Where are my regular chat buddies tonight?
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:47 PM   #231895
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:49 PM   #231896
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:51 PM   #231897
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I did something really dumb.



I bought a TV stand that has to be put together.



It's like a giant fucking puzzle.
Bring it over! I am unbelievable when it comes to putting that stuff together!
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:53 PM   #231898
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:53 PM   #231899
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Hope it works out.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 11:54 PM   #231900
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I was doted on all day. I don't usually get doted on. I could get used to that.
 
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