Old 07-30-2012, 10:07 PM   #231851
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:09 PM   #231852
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:11 PM   #231853
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I failed. Brought way too much sand back home in my suit bottom. I suck at this.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 10:18 PM   #231854
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:20 PM   #231855
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:22 PM   #231856
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I failed. Brought way too much sand back home in my suit bottom. I suck at this.
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:24 PM   #231857
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Yeah. Invisible knapsack of privileges and shit like that. You aren't the first and you definitely won't be the last.
Yeah, yeah. I'm an evil white victimizing the helpless black people. You should give black Americans more credit. The girls in that photo were criminals. One looked like a monkey. Big fucking deal. Stop looking for racism in everything. That's Rory's job, and he's better at it.
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:24 PM   #231858
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:26 PM   #231859
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I can assist at removing said sand if needed
Don't do it.

First she'll have you going through her bottoms, next you'll be mowing her lawn.

And she's got a really, really big lawn!
 

Old 07-30-2012, 10:30 PM   #231860
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:35 PM   #231861
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:38 PM   #231862
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:45 PM   #231863
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You wouldn't wander why the fuck I stop talking to you when you can't remember who I am, where you met me, or my username. Sure, I get that some people have several different sites and don't always remember every single conversation, but when we have the same conversation every two days where you can't just not mention where I'm from(wrong), my name(wrong again), the site YOU pm'd me(yep, you guessed it, WRONG), and then dare to call me someone else's name. I mean, if you don't remember, at least pretend you do and shut your fucking mouth! Oh wait. I have an even better idea. Fucking ask! I don't mind refresing your memory. I do, however, have a problem with you constantly mentioning shit like you know who the fuck I am! Do we REALLY have to do this every two days? You'd think you'd at least remember not being able to remember me eventually!


Hm. I just realized this might actually make me look rather boring and forgetable. :P *sigh* Where are my regular chat buddies tonight?
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:47 PM   #231864
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:49 PM   #231865
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:51 PM   #231866
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I did something really dumb.



I bought a TV stand that has to be put together.



It's like a giant fucking puzzle.
Bring it over! I am unbelievable when it comes to putting that stuff together!
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:53 PM   #231867
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:53 PM   #231868
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Hope it works out.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 10:54 PM   #231869
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:54 PM   #231870
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This is hard to believe.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 10:54 PM   #231871
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Driving by for a shot intermission before heading over to Facebook...

YES, I have submitted! Mostly because I love quizzes, but also because I love having the power of rejection in my mighty hands!!

Oh no, you DON'T! No, person who hated me in high school and now wants to act like it was all a dream; NO!

I banish thee....

Who am I kidding? I only blocked four people.
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Old 07-30-2012, 10:59 PM   #231872
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Yes...it is I.

*snivel*

I just want some chocolate...and I'm broke until Wednesday...

*more snivelling*
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:03 PM   #231873
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I can assist at removing said sand if needed

That would be helpful, thank you.

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Don't do it.

First she'll have you going through her bottoms, next you'll be mowing her lawn.

And she's got a really, really big lawn!
You shut your mouf. No one mows my lawn but me. It's my sacred quiet time.
 

Old 07-30-2012, 11:06 PM   #231874
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Three more years....

Three more years until I graduate and I am going to be the happiest fat girl in the world.

My plan is to not only smoke, but drink as much tequila I can handle while dancing to music I don't even like.

Yeah...
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Old 07-30-2012, 11:08 PM   #231875
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