Old 07-19-2012, 03:03 AM   #229351
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No, that's highend call girl slang.

I have the only key to the cuffs.
Baby, if you were on me dicky, I'd never want them off. Unless you really are Rory.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:04 AM   #229352
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Baby, if you were on me dicky, I'd never want them off. Unless you really are Rory.
While I'm may not be Rory, I play him on the internet.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:04 AM   #229353
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:05 AM   #229354
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F-major or D-minor.
You might want to check that key signature again...
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:06 AM   #229355
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While I'm may not be Rory, I play him on the internet.
I like how you didn't recoil at the mention of my dicky. That is a turn-on.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:10 AM   #229356
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You might want to check that key signature again...
Ah, thanks! I'm just used to seeing one flat and it's B-flat.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:12 AM   #229357
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I like how you didn't recoil at the mention of my dicky. That is a turn-on.
Your dicky is still in pull ups.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:15 AM   #229358
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Your dicky is still in pull ups.
When adults wear them, they're called "Depends".
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:22 AM   #229359
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D-flat? What is that?
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:25 AM   #229360
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:26 AM   #229361
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When adults wear them, they're called "Depends".
Emotional retarts are welcome here too.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:26 AM   #229362
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:27 AM   #229363
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"Retart"? Sounds tasty.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:40 AM   #229364
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:38 AM   #229367
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:52 AM   #229368
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:55 AM   #229369
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Stupidity runs rampant.

I need a monster and a go go pill this morning.
I'm still Batman.

That has not been disputed.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:01 AM   #229370
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:12 AM   #229372
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You are
 

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Old 07-19-2012, 10:21 AM   #229374
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Wrong.

You spend far too much time on Lit. to be Batman.


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Old 07-19-2012, 10:31 AM   #229375
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not exactly. i've done deathbed duty in the morning and i've done physio training in the afternoon. there was no sex, but the patient did burst into fits of giggles each time the physio said he was stiff for us!
 
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