Old 07-09-2012, 04:33 PM   #226951
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To review, you're contemplating super-gluing your shaved beard, which has been sitting outside for days now next to other assorted trash, back onto your face.

That's not so much weird as it makes you a candidate for the show Oddities.
This... bromance you have with Indie and his hair...

Well, it's my belief that it has run its course.

Just an opinion.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:34 PM   #226952
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Instead.
Hells yeah. What a dick.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:35 PM   #226953
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He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.


and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:35 PM   #226954
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This... bromance you have with Indie and his hair...

Well, it's my belief that it has run its course.

Just an opinion.

You've mistaken me for the Good Sir Johnny Sauvage.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:38 PM   #226955
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Doesn't mean he doesn't want you.

Just means he's going to leave once he's done with you.
^ Most likely.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:38 PM   #226956
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:39 PM   #226957
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^ Most likely.
^ Most likely to have several nutters.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:39 PM   #226958
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What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:41 PM   #226959
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He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me.

Nothing's sexier than a brain at work.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:41 PM   #226960
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What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
Lol... nothing that drastic. But yes, delete that number from your address book.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:44 PM   #226961
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He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.

and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
i'm sorry, nobody deserves that kind of asshole treatment
least of all one of my fellow lit-sters.

he's a heartless bastard who doesn't belong in any part of your life.

did he give ANY indication before this that he was, in fact, a gigantic prick?
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:46 PM   #226962
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He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me.
Stop giving a damn about some waste of God's gift of life.

Delete means delete. Gone.

It means you stop caring how or if he manages to get through. You just hit the red button and that's it.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:47 PM   #226963
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He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.


and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
he thinks you were pretending to dig no strings sex in order to reel him in and trap yourself a super duper catch of a husband.

think of this as a lucky escape.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:48 PM   #226964
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Nothing's sexier than a brain at work.
Ain't she somethin'?
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:51 PM   #226965
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You've mistaken me for the Good Sir Johnny Sauvage.
I do that sometimes. Sorry.

Could one of you put up an AV that isn't a silhouette?

That might help.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:53 PM   #226966
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he thinks you were pretending to dig no strings sex in order to reel him in and trap yourself a super duper catch of a husband.
And you know this how, exactly?
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:55 PM   #226967
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And you know this how, exactly?
psychic.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:56 PM   #226968
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he thinks you were pretending to dig no strings sex in order to reel him in and trap yourself a super duper catch of a husband.

think of this as a lucky escape.

We met on a dating site.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:58 PM   #226969
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We met on a dating site.
was there a no laxatives contract?
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:59 PM   #226972
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was there a no laxatives contract?
LOL No, there was no such thing.
 

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Old 07-09-2012, 05:00 PM   #226974
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Old 07-09-2012, 05:01 PM   #226975
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LOL No, there was no such thing.
handy to know if he turns up on your doorstep.
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