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07-09-2012, 04:33 PM
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Serious User of Computer
Naughtius Maximus is offline
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Originally Posted by islandman
To review, you're contemplating super-gluing your shaved beard, which has been sitting outside for days now next to other assorted trash, back onto your face.
That's not so much weird as it makes you a candidate for the show Oddities.
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This... bromance you have with Indie and his hair...
Well, it's my belief that it has run its course.
Just an opinion.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
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07-09-2012, 04:34 PM
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quiche
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Originally Posted by Lorilei
Instead.
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Hells yeah. What a dick. |
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07-09-2012, 04:35 PM
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bitchgobblet
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Originally Posted by pink
He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.
and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
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What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
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“When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.”
― Socrates
“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.”
― Stephen Colbert
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07-09-2012, 04:35 PM
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islandman is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron In Exile
This... bromance you have with Indie and his hair...
Well, it's my belief that it has run its course.
Just an opinion.
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07-09-2012, 04:38 PM
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Serious User of Computer
Naughtius Maximus is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by islandman
Doesn't mean he doesn't want you.
Just means he's going to leave once he's done with you.
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^ Most likely.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
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07-09-2012, 04:38 PM
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quiche
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She reckons, "Try not to think about it."
I told her I would try, but I lied.
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07-09-2012, 04:39 PM
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islandman is offline
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Originally Posted by Byron In Exile
^ Most likely.
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07-09-2012, 04:39 PM
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sweetheart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lorilei
What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
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He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me. |
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07-09-2012, 04:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink
He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me.
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Nothing's sexier than a brain at work. |
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07-09-2012, 04:41 PM
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Serious User of Computer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lorilei
What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
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Lol... nothing that drastic. But yes, delete that number from your address book.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
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07-09-2012, 04:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink
He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.
and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
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i'm sorry, nobody deserves that kind of asshole treatment 
least of all one of my fellow lit-sters.
he's a heartless bastard who doesn't belong in any part of your life.
did he give ANY indication before this that he was, in fact, a gigantic prick? |
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07-09-2012, 04:46 PM
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Serious User of Computer
Naughtius Maximus is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink
He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me.
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Stop giving a damn about some waste of God's gift of life.
Delete means delete. Gone.
It means you stop caring how or if he manages to get through. You just hit the red button and that's it.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
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07-09-2012, 04:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink
He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.
and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
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he thinks you were pretending to dig no strings sex in order to reel him in and trap yourself a super duper catch of a husband.
think of this as a lucky escape. |
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07-09-2012, 04:48 PM
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Serious User of Computer
Naughtius Maximus is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by islandman
Nothing's sexier than a brain at work.
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Ain't she somethin'?
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
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07-09-2012, 04:51 PM
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Serious User of Computer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by islandman
You've mistaken me for the Good Sir Johnny Sauvage.
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I do that sometimes. Sorry.
Could one of you put up an AV that isn't a silhouette?
That might help.
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I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
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07-09-2012, 04:53 PM
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Serious User of Computer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dolf
he thinks you were pretending to dig no strings sex in order to reel him in and trap yourself a super duper catch of a husband.
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And you know this how, exactly?
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I am but mad north-north-west:
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07-09-2012, 04:55 PM
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fucketyfuckfuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Byron In Exile
And you know this how, exactly?
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07-09-2012, 04:56 PM
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sweetheart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dolf
he thinks you were pretending to dig no strings sex in order to reel him in and trap yourself a super duper catch of a husband.
think of this as a lucky escape.
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We met on a dating site. |
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07-09-2012, 04:58 PM
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fucketyfuckfuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink
We met on a dating site.
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was there a no laxatives contract? |
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07-09-2012, 04:58 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I don't like ketchup.
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07-09-2012, 04:59 PM
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I only like mustard if it is yellow.
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07-09-2012, 04:59 PM
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sweetheart
pink is offline
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Quote:
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was there a no laxatives contract?
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LOL No, there was no such thing. |
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07-09-2012, 04:59 PM
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Literotica Guru
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And none of that fancy pants limo mustard. I am not a 1%er.
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07-09-2012, 05:00 PM
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Accidental Genius
Wings is offline
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Surrounded by testosterone.
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07-09-2012, 05:01 PM
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fucketyfuckfuck
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pink
LOL No, there was no such thing.
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handy to know if he turns up on your doorstep. |
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