Old 07-09-2012, 11:59 AM   #226901
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There is a seriously hot AV in this thread. That hair looks like sunshine.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 12:09 PM   #226902
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:14 PM   #226903
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:25 PM   #226904
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I know an angel, and she's amazing. I want to be like her. I wish I could brighten days the way she does.
You already did, so there's that...

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Byron, I adore you, but do not visit your cranky on my friends.

I didn't have it memorized, either.
If you really adore me, then you ought to know that I cannot stop visiting my "cranky," as you call it, upon your friends any more than I can stop visiting it upon my own. My IRL friends know I'm a murdering bastard, but they also know they can rely on me at any time, day or night. Haven't had to yet, but I'm sure I can rely on them if I had to bury a body or something like that.

Anyway, I've never been nice my whole life. But I'll do my best... to be sweet."
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:26 PM   #226905
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:28 PM   #226906
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Would it be weird if I took out the plastic bags of my shaved off beard and superglued it back to my face?

 

Old 07-09-2012, 12:32 PM   #226907
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Eww yuck
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:32 PM   #226908
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Don't be jelly.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 12:33 PM   #226909
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The only prescription is more cowbell.

It's explore the space.

Seriously, who doesn't have this memorized, now?
Listen to Justin Timberlake and cry me a river.

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Byron, I adore you, but do not visit your cranky on my friends.

I didn't have it memorized, either.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:35 PM   #226910
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:35 PM   #226911
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Who?

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Old 07-09-2012, 12:38 PM   #226912
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Go get the bug surgically removed. Sweet jeezus.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 12:39 PM   #226913
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:41 PM   #226914
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If'n I'm jelly, then I better find some peanut butter.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:43 PM   #226915
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Great, now I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:47 PM   #226916
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that sounds hairy.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:51 PM   #226918
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I need drinks.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 12:52 PM   #226919
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that sounds hairy.
Just keep indie away and she should be ok.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:53 PM   #226920
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:56 PM   #226921
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Would it be weird if I took out the plastic bags of my shaved off beard and superglued it back to my face?


You crossed over the weird line when you decided to save your shaved off beard in plastic bags.

Freak.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 12:58 PM   #226922
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:00 PM   #226923
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You crossed over the weird line when you decided to save your shaved off beard in plastic bags.

Freak.
I didn't *save* them, smartass.


I shaved over plastic bags to save the sink. They are out in the trash waiting for pick up.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 01:02 PM   #226924
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I didn't *save* them, smartass.


I shaved over plastic bags to save the sink. They are out in the trash waiting for pick up.

To review, you're contemplating super-gluing your shaved beard, which has been sitting outside for days now next to other assorted trash, back onto your face.

That's not so much weird as it makes you a candidate for the show Oddities.
 

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To review, you're contemplating super-gluing your shaved beard, which has been sitting outside for days now next to other assorted trash, back onto your face.

That's not so much weird as it makes you a candidate for the show Oddities.
Cool. I wanna be as famous in reality as I am in my head.
 
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