Old 07-09-2012, 01:28 PM   #226901
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Would it be weird if I took out the plastic bags of my shaved off beard and superglued it back to my face?

 

Old 07-09-2012, 01:32 PM   #226902
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:32 PM   #226903
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Don't be jelly.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 01:33 PM   #226904
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:35 PM   #226905
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:35 PM   #226906
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:38 PM   #226907
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:41 PM   #226909
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:43 PM   #226910
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Great, now I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:47 PM   #226911
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:49 PM   #226912
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:52 PM   #226914
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:53 PM   #226915
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:56 PM   #226916
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Would it be weird if I took out the plastic bags of my shaved off beard and superglued it back to my face?


You crossed over the weird line when you decided to save your shaved off beard in plastic bags.

Freak.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 01:58 PM   #226917
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:00 PM   #226918
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You crossed over the weird line when you decided to save your shaved off beard in plastic bags.

Freak.
I didn't *save* them, smartass.


I shaved over plastic bags to save the sink. They are out in the trash waiting for pick up.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 02:02 PM   #226919
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I didn't *save* them, smartass.


I shaved over plastic bags to save the sink. They are out in the trash waiting for pick up.

To review, you're contemplating super-gluing your shaved beard, which has been sitting outside for days now next to other assorted trash, back onto your face.

That's not so much weird as it makes you a candidate for the show Oddities.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 02:05 PM   #226920
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To review, you're contemplating super-gluing your shaved beard, which has been sitting outside for days now next to other assorted trash, back onto your face.

That's not so much weird as it makes you a candidate for the show Oddities.
Cool. I wanna be as famous in reality as I am in my head.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 02:07 PM   #226921
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Cool. I wanna be as infamous in reality as I am in my head.
Too right.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 02:19 PM   #226922
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:23 PM   #226923
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:25 PM   #226924
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Have sex...despite rumors it is good for headaches.
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:27 PM   #226925
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