Old 07-09-2012, 04:18 PM   #226901
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:19 PM   #226902
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Remember when Chip was Nopey the naysaying turtle?

That was funny.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:23 PM   #226903
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Met a guy. Became fuck buddies. I started to like him. I wanted more than just sex. I told him. He told me to quit playing games, lose his number, email, etc. I said fine.

Today, he emails me and calls me 7 times.


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Old 07-09-2012, 04:24 PM   #226904
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Still doesn't want a relationship.

He's just horny.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:25 PM   #226905
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Met a guy. Became fuck buddies. I started to like him. I wanted more than just sex. I told him. He told me to quit playing games, lose his number, email, etc. I said fine.

Today, he emails me and calls me 7 times.


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"quit playing games" ? he said this??
jezus what a fucking douchebag

please post a pic of his balls, so i can punch them on my monitor
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:27 PM   #226906
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Still doesn't want a relationship.

He's just horny.
I figured but calling me 7 times???
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:27 PM   #226907
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he twigged that dirty, pervy fuck-buddies are hard to find.
he thinks you're desperate enough to take whatever crumbs he offers.

laxatives in his coffee
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:28 PM   #226908
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I figured but calling me 7 times???
Doesn't mean he doesn't want you.

Just means he's going to leave once he's done with you.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:29 PM   #226909
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I am getting lazy.... If I can not finish in 20 minutes I just fake it now.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:29 PM   #226910
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laxatives in his coffee
Before or after?
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:30 PM   #226911
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Before or after?
Instead.
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Instead.
I'll jot down one for before......
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:32 PM   #226913
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Intravenously.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:33 PM   #226914
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He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.


and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:33 PM   #226915
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To review, you're contemplating super-gluing your shaved beard, which has been sitting outside for days now next to other assorted trash, back onto your face.

That's not so much weird as it makes you a candidate for the show Oddities.
This... bromance you have with Indie and his hair...

Well, it's my belief that it has run its course.

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Old 07-09-2012, 04:34 PM   #226916
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Hells yeah. What a dick.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:35 PM   #226917
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He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.


and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
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This... bromance you have with Indie and his hair...

Well, it's my belief that it has run its course.

Just an opinion.

You've mistaken me for the Good Sir Johnny Sauvage.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:38 PM   #226919
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Doesn't mean he doesn't want you.

Just means he's going to leave once he's done with you.
^ Most likely.
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^ Most likely.
^ Most likely to have several nutters.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:39 PM   #226922
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What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:41 PM   #226923
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He's got my prepaid cell number but not my main cell phone. Needless to say, he's going to have a terrible time reaching me.

Nothing's sexier than a brain at work.
 

Old 07-09-2012, 04:41 PM   #226924
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What an asshole. Next time he calls, answer it and blow a rape whistle in his fucking ear.
Lol... nothing that drastic. But yes, delete that number from your address book.
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:44 PM   #226925
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He really did tell me to stop playing game with him. He also told me he was glad he didn't let himself get any closer to me, that he didn't waste anymore time on me.

and I was the one who wanted the companionship.
i'm sorry, nobody deserves that kind of asshole treatment
least of all one of my fellow lit-sters.

he's a heartless bastard who doesn't belong in any part of your life.

did he give ANY indication before this that he was, in fact, a gigantic prick?
 
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